THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Michael Cuddyer, a pitcher for the Minnesota Twins. He is a real jerk. My 12 year old son wanted an autograph from him, and Michael told him to get lost. I lost it. I cursed at him, and I vowed never to go to any baseball game that the Minnesota Twins are playing in.
Michael Cuddyer’s wife must be proud. That kid will remember that day for the rest of his life.- nik
**Speaking of proud wives, I am looking for dirt on a baseball player named Mike Koplove.**