THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Cory Trottier. He’s the biggest douche bag in Raleigh, North Carolina. He is originally from Michigan, but he moved down here for a job with the NC Education Lottery. He uses his job to lure girls to suck his Greg. He’s a loser and he doesn’t tell girls that his job is in advertising and that he has no real way of helping them win the lottery. But that doesn’t stop him from preying on girls, and he’s even been known to tell a few girls that he’ll split any jackpot money with them! He has no limits, other than the girl having 2 legs, a heart beat, and a wet hole. He doesn’t mind playing games, spends most of his time chasing high school chicks (which he does a lot!), and lying about making dreams come true. If there are budget cuts, which there will be, Cory Trottier at the NC Education Lottery advertising department should be the FIRST to go!

If you’re sleeping with a guy because you think he can help you win the lottery, you are a Freetard. -nik