One Ride?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So there’s these three guys they go by Nick Holt, Tyler Ketchum, and Zach Parks or the so called “One Ride Niggaz”. But excuse you’re all white with the exception of Tyler Who acts black and looks more mexican than anything. Nick the bigger guy of them all thinks he’s cool because he’s signed to play ball in college sorry bud its only NAIA. He has a girlfriend but she’s treated like sh*t because he thinks he’s the sh*t. Also if he gets with you he only wants to do the dirty. Parks the scrawny one. He’s a b*tch. Could possibly be gay. As a matter of fact he may take it from the other two. This wing man is the follower he’s the guy that will take a fat girl for the team as long as he has his nasty chew and friendly smoke everything is ok with him. As for Tyler the captain in this team situation. People would say he’s been around the block a few times and if you’re not willing to be part of that block then its a no go for you. He thinks he’s tough when really he’s not he treats girls worse than dog sh*t and the day he leaves the town of Odessa, Missouri all the girls can probably walk the street freely again. And to top it all off. if these 3 wanna be cool cats dont have a case of beer under one arm and a girl under another… well thats just a rare situation. So to sum it all up alcoholic man whores that think they’re something. What do you think??? Top pick is the so called one ride niggaz. Tyler is the second pickwith some skanks. Nick is the second pick with his i feel sorry for girl and parks is the bottom with some probably paid off date or std infested girl because the other to made him go.
Their mouths resemble garbage cans.- nik
WOW. I know these boys personally ….not one line of this is true. GET OVER YOURSELF
first off, grow a pair and say it to their faces. how much free time do you have to write this? do you not have life? i love all 3 of these boys. and before saying they treat girls like crap, get it straight.I’m pretty sure nick and his girlfriend have been dating for four months. btw you sound retarded in your last few sentences. they don’t make since!
Hahaha what kind of pussy would say this??? 20 bucks says ketchum could beat the living piss out of you
I know these guys personally aswelll. I wanna know who wrote this so I PERSONALLY can beat the shit out of them, you better pray that no one finds out who the fck you are.
Okay first of all, I know these guys personally and nothing that is said here is true. Nick is one of the sweetest guys I know and would do anything for anyone. Parks is a great kid and Tyler is the funniest person ever. All 3 of them are great guys and all 3 of them could kick your ass. I hope that they find out who your pssy ass is and beat the sht out of you. You deserve it for running your mouth. How about you grow some fking balls and say it to their faces next time? Plus, if you have the time to write all this about them, then you should have the time to say it to them. So how about you get the fck off and go suck a dick. I’m sure thats all your good for anyway.
Ummm I’m pretty sure Tyler has found someone really good for him. Preslie. We all know Hannah Williams and her lil friends put this on her cause she is OBESSED with Tyler. And if Nick is so bad to his girlfriend then why do Megans statuses always say “I have the best boyfriend ever!” ????? Yeah, that’s what I thought. And Parks, he is an odd ball. But don’t hate on him….your just jealous of all three.
I’m pretty sure Nick is nice to his girlfriend, because her facebok statuses always says “I have the best boyfriend ever!” And we all know Hannah Williams and her lil friends put this on here cause Hannah is jealous that Tyler has found Preslie from Grain Valley. And Preslie is way prettier and better than Hannah!
Hannah and Mary are the ones that put this on here…. They are just fcking jealous that Tyler found someone better and Hannah needs to get over him! STOP BEING SO OBSESSED. HE DOESNT LIKE YOU. You girls are fcking stupid and sluts yourselves. Get over yourselves.
HOLY CRAP! I was thinking the exact same thing
Doubtful… they’re not immature like the rest of you nobodies who decide howother people feel about each other.
Hannah has better grammar and spelling than this. Also judging from, “the day he leaves the town of Odessa, Missouri all the girls can probably walk the street freely again.” I’d guess it was someone not from Odessa.
bull they put that so you would think exactly what you did (that whoever wrote this is not from Odessa) They are from ODMO and I am so sure it is some girl who is jealous. I wouldn’t give it another thought.
Or maybe they were just letting everyon know that sees this post that he was from Odessa
Hannah does not have better spelling and grammar. You probably don’t even know her. And she could have stated it like that so people wouldn’t think it was her but we all know it was. She was with Mary and Kori that night it was posted so Hannah Williams, Mary Wright, and Kori Webster put it on here most likely…ugh girls these days. Poor Preslie. I think she is way better and they just jealous of beautiful Pres! Tyler and Preslie are perfect Hannah! And Nick and Megan are perfect! And Parks…well he’ll find him someone
This whole post is bull shi. This is probably just a person feeling sorry for themselves cuz they either A). are lonely or B). are jealous of these awesome guys!
Wow… All you girls are so ate up… Im from odessa and I know that hannah and mary and whoever else you are thinking wrote this are not that low…. Yeah hannah my be upset… But shes most deff. Not jelous of any of you little bitches… And if your so tough to say sht like this then why dont you all tell us who you are and maybe say it to her face cuz hannahs one crazy girl and could pos. Whoop any of your asses…. So watch what you say cuz us odessa girls are crazy…. and stick together…. Grow up a little bit girls… Really…your how old… And acting like this…. Wow… And to whom ever wrote this about these boys… They are about the sweetest guys in odessa… Tyler is like my brother… Nick and I used to be like best friend and ok… I dont know zach that well but im pretty sure hes a nice guy as well…
I f**ked him… waste of my time. Not very big and didn’t know how to work it. Their all losers.
damn. You must be so proud?
Um. Gross?
Damn fam im black and i call these my niggas but they can call each other niggas and they not black i gotta have a talk with these niggas like bad even tho they wanna be black they cant.
ahhhhhhhhh!!!! I love PRESLIE!!!
I dated Tyler for the LONGEST time and just so you know he is a great guy and so are the other boys you are talking about so how about you stop talking about stuff that you dont even know about. because its obvious you are a stupid nobody that has nothing to do in life but dog on some pretty amazing guys. go f*** yourself. You’ll get more attention off that one.
oh and by the way tyler.. call me sometime =)
i dont have your number
you can always face book yours to me though
yay! (:
Uuummmm yeah… Parks is a loser that barely graduated High School, AND he has a TINY PENIS!!!!! The Asian dude off the hangover is bigger than him
Nice comment b*tch
I know its you Mikenna. Your dumber than a post but hahahahahahahah good try. Is that why you were screaming my name and digging your nails into my back oh ha i guess so 
This is a self post from Tyler. A pathetic little man. He just wanted to see what people thought of him. That’s why theres nothing too incriminating about him. Like he’s slept with close to 29 girls.7 just since he’s been dating preslie. He’s just straight trash.
If you think i did this your straight retarded. But nice try and 29 is a little much so is 7. BUt its ok everyone is entitled to there opinion.
Haha I don’t think there all that mean to be just whooping anyone’s ass hahahahahaha this shyt is funny no one from Odessa is hard all soft like some pink pussy