Playboy Continues To Crumble


THE DIRTY ARMY: Have you seen Playboys latest choice to grace the pages? Standing at 6’9″ and weighing in at over 200lbs….wait for it…. Amazon Eve. She’s reported to have said that Playboy is the only magazine she would pose nude for because it is classy. Truth is, Playboy might be the only one desperate enough to want her. They need to run the same tests on this one that they ran on the track athlete and see if this is really a dude. I’m guessing they’ll have to photoshop a Greg!

It looks like the giant has +2′s. I am guessing based on her size that those fun bags are 1200 cc’s each.- nik


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  1. February 17, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    jtt63 says:

    i will get a ladder and climb her.

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  2. February 17, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    bahahahahahahaha! that is the funniest thing i have seen all day! LMAO :D

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  3. February 17, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    calvin says:

    I wonder how big her va jay jay is?

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  4. February 17, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Thats a whole lotta woman!

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  5. February 17, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    blackheart says:

    That’s a big bitch !

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  6. February 17, 2011 at 6:33 pm

    udamnmylife on twitter says:

    holy $h!t!!

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  7. February 17, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    Voody says:

    Hef needs to hang it up…better yet just die already

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  8. February 17, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    jenn bunny says:

    holy wow!

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  9. February 17, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Big Mack says:

    I’m 6’7″ tall. She is very hot!

    Reply to Big Mack
  10. February 17, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    Buster Gutts says:

    I would so make babies with this chick. Have three or four little athletes…. Boom, instant retirement!

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  11. February 17, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Wyatt says:

    who cares… she is smokin

    Reply to Wyatt
  12. February 17, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    bangers tk says:

    i used to work with the amazon beast. it used to be a man but now goes by erica

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  13. February 17, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    THE GOV'NOR says:

    I feel sorry for the poor bastard who has to rub her feet.

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  14. February 17, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Grand Master Greg says:

    literally you could put your fist in her ass and she would not feel a thing.

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  15. February 17, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    TJBJ says:

    This reminds me of a Barney Stinson quote from How I Met Your Mother – “What would it be like to do it with a really tall girl… Not a big girl, a tall girl. Like if a normal girl were seven, seven-and-a-half feet tall, and had a very short denim skirt, I would have to know what that was like”

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  16. February 17, 2011 at 7:49 pm

    Trav says:

    I’d stick it in.

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  17. February 17, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    ashleigh says:

    Hmmm…spoken like a true short guy.

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  18. February 17, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    Anonymous says:

    imagine how small your greg will look in her hands

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  19. February 17, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Anonymous says:

    She is fierce as hell.

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  20. February 17, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    Bilikan619 says:

    Am I the only one that thinks the tall one looks like a dude ?

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  21. February 17, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    Blood in my semen says:

    Nose to nose your toes are in it.

    Toes to Toes your nose is in it.

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  22. February 17, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    elvis says:

    no airbrushing can save her but at least she is slim

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  23. February 17, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    lol says:

    2 bad arnold the guhvnah of cali is married

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  24. February 17, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    Wow says:

    I feel bad for the mother that birthed this beast of a woman

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  25. February 18, 2011 at 12:32 am

    dirty.girl says:

    this can’t be true.

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  26. February 18, 2011 at 12:49 am

    Anonymous says:

    That’s a HUGE bitch

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  27. February 18, 2011 at 4:53 am

    Perth says:

    you americans are stupid this photo isnt for playboy notice how their top says zoo well thats a mens magazine here in australia wich they were in zoo weekly not playboy get ur facts right

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    • February 19, 2011 at 6:59 am

      Poster says:

      Hey jackass, I never said these are the photos from Playboy, just thats shes going to be in Playboy. Moron!

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    • February 18, 2011 at 8:50 am

      anonymous says:

      Funny you mention it. I did notice “zoo” over its implant. I thought, oh, obviously, the zoo is where it lives.

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  28. February 18, 2011 at 5:18 am

    urall onkrak says:

    Good gawd almighty!!

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  29. February 18, 2011 at 6:48 am

    Fred Farkel says:

    About 20 years ago when Playboy was HOT… there was a “TALL GIRL” pictorial.

    Look it up.

    Check out Heidi at 6’5″.

    And then picture Uncle Fred looking at all you 20-something DOLTS and going:

    NEENER NEENER NEENER.

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    post man says:

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  32. February 18, 2011 at 9:24 am

    That's nice. says:

    Other chick is pretty damn fine

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  33. February 18, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Captain Wingnut says:

    Yeah, except for that is NOT Lindsay Hayward. It’s just a photoshopped picture of an australian model next to another australian model. Lindsay Hayward is HUGE- not just tall. She’s fat, and has a huge round mellon. This is def not her.

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  34. February 19, 2011 at 8:37 am

    =====D~~~ says:

    I want to watch the little one munch on the tall one from behind! All she has to do is turn around and bend over!

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  35. February 19, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Anonymous says:

    THIS IS A MAN. She was on the radio here in Ireland. She was caught out a few days later.

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  36. February 20, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I just heard her talk and I agree…. She cannot possibly be a woman.

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  39. February 18, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    Fred Farkel says:

    What’s the matter there Ralph??? You don’t like it that I live a life you dream of??

    Or.

    I’m not stupid enough to suit your taste???

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