Playboy Really Does Suck
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is just out of control, this is Kellie Smith. She started as a typical slooty promo girl in VanDirty, now shes been featured in Playboy a few times… and honestly nik, how does Playboy put these girls in magazines?? its embarrassing.. shes a pepsi lover who originated in walnut hood, attending raves and what not at like 15 yrs old. Anyways this girl thinks shes some sort of celeb now.. shes like engaged to a pepsi dealer from VanDirty also, hes a real loser…but really, I think this is an embarrassment for VanDirty, and kellie herself, i know i wouldnt wanna be in a magazine looking like that! what do you think nik?
This is a joke right? That bunny thing in her belly is a knock off, right?- nik
Omg lol this girl is to chunky for playboy! Just cuz she has titts lol! She needs to loose weight hit the gym this is no playboy body or face her face screams chunky she’s gross playboy would go bankrupt if they put girls up like that! Typical van promo girl ! Self post wow ur big time cuz u have one puc by playboy mansion u can get even tickets for that lol! Fix the face and hit the gym asap ! Btw van girls please get better bikinis ! And loose the black cheep hair extensions!
isn’t she pregos??
is she married? whos the daddy????????
Nik, Playboy should hire you as a consultant and give you the title of “VP, Quality Control”. Someone needs to turn this thing around, it is officially sad to see this decline.
That is a very handsome gentleman.
leave kellie alone already. how many times must you put her on here before you realize that your the f’in looser not her.
You’re the f*cking loser.
BANG HER AND LEAVE HER JUST LIKE HER DAD DID.
ummm? playboy featured this girl? i’d like to know when! date and exact issue please??! not to be rude or anything but she is wayyy below playboy’s standards and she looks like a chubby walrus in person. i can see her making it as a cyber girl or something because they will hire anyone with tits and a cute face to do that job. hmmmm kinda makes you wonder how much dick she must have sucked to get an actual feature (if that is even true).
The poster is obviously a jealous hater, Kellie is flawless and deserves to be in magazines. Don’t hate cause your fat and single and envious of her life. Hating her and trying to bring her down to make yourself feel better wont make u any more attractive or any less of a loser. Besides karma is a bitch so however this effects her will come back to you times three, wait for your life to get even more pathetic, empty and lonely ahead….
hi Kellie!
This girls gorgeous, and a complete sweetheart. Who ever posted this is jealous and an idiot, she’s stunning.
Maybe it’s men who are jealous of not looking as manly as she does?
the guy that only a 90 year old man could love
I’m confused, how is she that thick if she is a pepsi lover?
shes whack…that red bikini is hot though!!!
WORST PHOTOSHOP EVER!!!!
What us she doing on here? She is so pretty ppl just be hating! Someone posted me on here and they just don’t have the guts to day it to our face! Keep your head up!!! Ur beautiful!
Lol haters hunny trust me the only chunky person is this girl just cuz someone says the truth doesn’t mean they’re fat! Lol
im sorry but kellie is a total cakeface… and theres nothing wrong with being chunky but she shouldnt parade around in magazines- people will always critisize..plus she is a drug addicted sloot which gives me even less sympathy for her… sorry hun
kellie is the biggest sweetheart ever she is absolutly gorgeous and as for her body?!!?! it is insane she has the hottest body with a very nice booty! she may have done pepsi??? (who the hell even says that?? only ppl who go on this pathetic site too much since thats were this “term” originated) in her past when she was young but hey, who hasnt? it took her making some mistakes to come upon her amazing bf she now has who she is happier than ever with, which is why she is prob posted up here cuz some jelous ex or girl is a hater as every person who posts ppl on this site. She is beautiful inside and out, has a crazy body, a great life, job, bf and for ur info idiots she did make playboy and is a cyber girl which is STILL playboy just a branch off and to be completly honest most the girls in the magazine or on the site are GROSS anyhow there are ALOT fatter, uglier girls even as center folds FYI so i think shes doing just fine. Keep shining sexy ur a star and everyone knows it.
one word. MAN
they finally released their first issue of ” PLAYSHIM ” ??
they finally released their first issue of ” PLAYSHIM ” ??!!
very handsome in the face.
I think the middle pic is an action shot of her doing yard work a Hef’s. Now way she was invited.
Love the dussault bikini. Second picture is not that flattering for her legs. She is still very pretty though!
something about her reminds me of a linebacker…
shoulders…its all in the shoulders
are you DTF?
her bf/fiance can do so much better than this. I hope he realizes he’s about to marry a man! She cheats on him when he’s not around anyways and so does he! She isn’t even in Playboy, she’s in Playboy Special Editions which means Hef doesn’t even know she exists cause he doesn’t run that magazine. Kellie, lose some of the cellulite and the chunky man arms and maybe consider an entire reconstructive face surgery.
shes beautiful u guys are obv all jellious. no one likes a hater. this website is sooooo 2010, get a lifeeeeee lol xoxoxo love u kellie baby mwaaaaaa
does she pose like that because she can’t close her legs?
i thought this chick was having a baby or already did?
this is 1 chick that should not be having a baby. she’s such a pepsi, etard g loving whore. shes in no condition to be having a baby and even if she is her bf needs to get a paternity test cause she’s such a sloot!!
STOP PICKING ON HER WEIGHT SHES GOING TO HAVE A BABY SHES NOT CHUNKY
That looks like a guy I used to do construction with
It’s sad how much they have to photoshop the wrinkles and age spots off her face already because of her excessive tanning…at 22. See her at the local bachelor plan parties givin lap dances for 45 bucks!! Some playboy bunny…
Yes Kellie is a topless poker dealer / and gives dances
bet her bf doesn’t know
This “chick” is tubby and if she wasn’t selling her a55 she’d be working at a Walmart. Name a Playboy model who has hit the big time and had talent. Playboy hasn’t been relevant since the internet. Do people still buy that worthless rag? Do people even subscribe to their online content? Hugh Hefner is an incontinent old f*ck that needs to buy his women. He’s less than a few years from being wormfood.
what about the 20 plastic surgerys shes got lips nose tits shes just a fake
is soooooo photoshopped
she stuck her face on someone else’s body wtf
kellie’s boobs may be a bit TOO big, she may be a tiny bit thicker than the stickthin girls out there, and she may have done drugs in the past (or present, i dont know) BUT she is a really nice girl and fun to be around. she’s pretty even without her makeup on and has a great body regardless….
this girl is smokin hot!!!!!!! really who likes toothpick skiny bitches anyway? aint nuthin wrong with a woman who has shape
I think she’s hot. I’d kill to look like this.
First of all , kelli is a sweet , genuine person who yes has a past , but who the hell doesn’t , pretty sure all of u have had a bad summer , koodos to here and her baby daddy for having this child instead of punking out like u peeps and geetin an abortion ! So the girl puts on a few pounds she”s lookin 100% better than u shits and she’s 3 months pregger in those photos ! Let’s see what u look like an open up ur closet of skeletors ! Piece out bitches kelly rocks xoxoxoxo