THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet raleighs walking land whale!!! she goes by the name shelley hicks!!! This whale can be seen jumpin around from party to party sloppy drunk hanging off of all kinds of dudes!!! If you cant harpoon her at a party jus hit downtown on any given night! This whale thinks she is “sexy/fine” and thinks that all kinds of dudes wanna give her the buisness… anghhhh shes fat nasty and wears clothes that will make you throw up in your mouth! She goes around talking sheet about people(mainly girls) for how they dress/look/act when obviouslly she has no clue what a mirror is!!! nik just wandering if you knew any rescue centers big enuff and able to get this beached whale back to the ocean??? your thoughts?
She has to wear shirts like that otherwise you’ll notice her gobble.- nik