Raleigh’s Land Whale
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet raleighs walking land whale!!! she goes by the name shelley hicks!!! This whale can be seen jumpin around from party to party sloppy drunk hanging off of all kinds of dudes!!! If you cant harpoon her at a party jus hit downtown on any given night! This whale thinks she is “sexy/fine” and thinks that all kinds of dudes wanna give her the buisness… anghhhh shes fat nasty and wears clothes that will make you throw up in your mouth! She goes around talking sheet about people(mainly girls) for how they dress/look/act when obviouslly she has no clue what a mirror is!!! nik just wandering if you knew any rescue centers big enuff and able to get this beached whale back to the ocean??? your thoughts?
She has to wear shirts like that otherwise you’ll notice her gobble.- nik
A new creature is taking over the earth: the duckface pig.
i dont know what yall are seeing but this one fine ass chick yo …. ive seen her out in the raleigh scene and damnnnnnnn
she cud get it
U mus b shelly!!! Hahah either u drunk or jus lame that bitch is nasttttttyyyyy lmao u sad u fat ugly hoeeeeeee get a life
Actually “lmfao” your the one that’s sad being that your prob the one that posted this and are the only one tallkin sht on a girl everyone loves!! You have no life!!! Shelley doesn’t need to comment on this she has wayy too many people that have her back! Idiot! Get a life !!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol yeah…2 friends?
1.) Shelley is always DD, not sloppy drunk, dumbass.
2.) Shes got some nice tittiiiiiiieeesssss
dd… as in drunk driver lmao
Shelley’s mad cool. She drinks sometimes and has a good time. No reason to hate on “The Dirty” though. If you wanna hate on her, you should tell her to her face. Other then that, she’s one of the nicest ppl I know and I think everyone should know that.
Obviously yall people are scared bitches, for one you don’t put your name… And second you hate on a girl everyone loves and we all know is hot.She has an ass and titties, last time I checked us guys like curves, know I sure do… Get a life its sad you go to this all because your jealousy and anger… Shelley girl you know you fiiiineeee!
An anonymous post like this screams jealousy. It was clearly written by a girl based on the wordage. How many guys do you know that use the phrase “throw up in your mouth”? It amazes me that girls can’t just appreciate the fact that another girl is attractive without turning into a jealous, catty bitch. Shelley doesn’t do anything wrong to ANYONE and truly values friendship. She would never knowingly hit on anyone’s significant other and if someone has an issue with her because their man hit on her, they need to redirect their anger. It is never appropriate to post something like this about someone, regardless as to why you have an issue with that person. You never know what a person is going through and it’s a shame that the world has become so cruel. Shelley is a beautiful person — inside and out. She always goes above and beyond for everyone. I think everybody gets sloppy drunk on occasion and I’m pretty sure that most people in their 20′s are clubbing and going to parties. The person who wrote this post clearly attends the same parties and clubs every night that Shelley does considering they seem to know her whereabouts 24/7 and are able to comment on what she’s doing while she’s out. The pot is calling the kettle black, isn’t it? Ridiculous.
For one, who ever thinks Shelley is “beautiful inside in out” must be blind. Ashleigh, you’re not so hott yourself if you ask me. Shelley is a two-faced bi***. She treats people like complete dirt. She also thinks she’s sooo “bad” and ALWAYS talks about how she can’t stand lames and fakes. She might want to take a long look in the mirror. EVERYTIME I see a status about her talking smack about someone else, it makes me laugh. She’s insecure as hell.
You clearly know me, yet you have to post as anonymous in order to make a negative comment about me? I never claimed to be the hottest person in the world. I never even said I was attractive at all. In my opinion, what a person looks like is not the most important thing in the world. I am engaged to an amazing man who treats me well and have a beautiful baby boy and that’s much more important to me than being the hottest girl around. I’m satisfied with myself and what I have (: It’s interesting that you can’t stand Shelley, but you are obviously friends with her on Facebook since you’re able to see her statuses. I’m not here to argue with anyone. I said what I have to say about Shelley because I know who she truly is and she doesn’t deserve this. I don’t care what you think about her or me.
You said ” You clearly know me, yet you have to post as anonymous in order to make a negative comment about me? ”
and then said ” its interesting that you cant stand Shelley ”
and signed your name Ashleighh, alright shelleyyyy – your LAME.
there is only food inside her and ugly out
Ashleigh, I guess two pigs have to stay together because no one else will give ya’ll the time of day.
and let Shelley BELLY know that she isn’t a size small.. correction: double XL.
Oink oink (;
hahaha it’s funny how shelley thinks she’s “famous” because she’s on the dirty.. no one is jealous of you, you’re fat, you’re sloppy.. what’s there to be jealous of?! i’m sorry if you think “thick” and “having curves” is you. you’re a LAND WHALE. look at the title of the post.
hahahaha damn right.. she walks around like shes a size 2 when really shes a size 10
correction…20
Well guys do like bigger girls… the purple crayon kind and that’s the kind Shelley likes because no white man would give her the time of day.
id hit that
Yall are trippin… she’d get it.
hahah this is actually a decent picture of her wait until you see all the ones on her facebook where shes wearing a skin tight dress size small that it suctions to her fat rolls lmfao!
She always seemed to be a conniving bitch when she and her sister hung out with me and my at-the-time fiancée. She is spoiled and is trashy all at the same time.. and this was 3 years ago- lord knows how she is now. I see her status updates on facebook and they are just terrible and juvenile
shes a nasty fat sloppy pig…. quit makeing fun of skinny girls on ur statuses ur a slob… noone n there right mind wld ever put there meat in her get real ur ugly ass dog doesnt even like u i feel bad for the little fella
hahah ew its about time this bitch was put on blast and in her place. she’s disgusting that is all!
that bitch thinks shes the shit but really she aint shit ive know her since she was in diapers,white men wont touch her
I put my motha f*cking name because I am not SCARED as someone posted.
This chick is not CURVY she is FAT AND DISGUSTING
The night I got kicked out of 606 for telling her to her face in a nice friendly manner in a mature conversation about how she looks and not in a demeaning way in an honest conversation kind of way was the night I f*cking fell in HATE FOR HER AND RALEIGH.
A CITY(?) A CLUB(?) that will support UGLY FAT AT THE TIME UNDERAGE FEMALES IS A SHAME.
She walks around, and acts like shes some sort of supermodel…its an epidemic in Raleigh esp on glenwood for girls to think they are DIVAS their are but a few dimes in NC and they arnt even on the same scale as up north. Im sorry but even in NYC and the tristate DIMES can be brought home to mom and know how to act as a independent mature smart woman and a girlfriend. Shelly is TRASH and its becoming an epidemic of females like her both physically and mentally around the 919. PEOPLE PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR A** please its RALEIGH respect your selves for gods sake and stop acting like your so much better than everyone!
I DONT KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS SHELLY STUFF BUT WITH FEMALES IN GENERAL LIKE MY MAN JERMANY THATS THE TRUTH!!!IM FROM NY AND JUST MAJOR CITIES IN GENERAL .. I AINT SWEATING YALL!! TRUST ME!!