THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This chick use to be pretty hot about a year and a half ago…she had the bleach blond hair, tan and was an alright size….She cut all her hair off dyed it black, wears wigs now gained some weight, and is….well you can see. Personally I think Miss Piggy got her beat, she got a better wig and doesn’t have the wonkey eye. Other than that and that this girl’s dumb as sh*t I still would. Would you Nik??

Answer: No, I highly doubt she ever “used to” be hot, and I take the kosher route when it comes to women.