Sexy Blonde From Maui
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Skyler from Maui, what do you think of her +2′s? She thinks she is the hottest girl in all of the islands, I wanted to ask you what you mainlanders think and Nik, would you with this Hawaiian dime piece?
Answer: Can we first figure out if this is a man or not. His ribcage is deformed and his face looks handsome. More research is needed on this Maui Machine. At this point I will have to pass.
Yet another anorexic boy with huge bolt-ons, fake horsehair, too much makeup, fake tan.
every picture she just has a dumb look on her face
But she’s got great tits…that’s what matters.
I would tap that ALL Day and then the week after, you know everyone is about say the same. So the question is why ask if you know the pictures are Hot? Maybe shes tryin to get her name out . Good marketing stragey.. YOU SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
He must work out…….
I agree, if in fact that is a dude, I’d be all over it covered in pepsi! Could really do without the +2′s, but that’s just me I like me some hard ass pecs to rub up against me, and it seals the deal if they’re rocking a fat shaft under the buckle, you know what I’m talking about right, CAUSE I’M INTO DUDES!!!!
Spectacular.
Thank you.
Yeah…I’m not buying that thing is a woman…besides I heard you have to be carefull in Hawaii with the boygirls…YIKES…
Yikes…..
Is that a moustache?
I’d go for a mustache ride on that, as long as it’s a dude! I’d cover his shaft in pepsi and go to town if you know what I mean! I’d get my face so numb then beat myself with his greg until I’m all bloodied and bruised and tell everyone I got in a fight.
Really…? Yknow no one is shocked or entertained by your comments right?
Don’t judge me, or I’ll have you sit on my face!
That’s “Frenchy” from Rock of love. She is in no way hot
I second that! I just couldnt remember his name.
That is not frenchy. I know her personally. This girl goes by Kandy and she is pure woman. Really nice too. Just given the truth.
the only thing real here is the lazy eye and buck teeth.
your womb is a sewer
Sorry braddah your dime piece isn’t worth more that poo poo facial expression aloha!! Haha
This free sharing of information seems too good to be true. Like comumnsim.
If you have to think about it, it is a man……
is that a mole on her upper lip? or is it a piercing? or a piece of poop?
First of all this girl is from Miami, she have moved to Maui to start over after she banged half of South FL. Just an FYI her Pussy smells like fish!!!
My god.
There is medicine for that fish smell.
She lives right here in LA you don’t know her for crap. But way to try to be noticed.
Gross!!!! Thats a dude!
the extensions and fake boobs aren’t fooling anyone… definite male
looks like a cantaloupes cut in half and GLUED to her chest.
this low class whore used to work at the cheetah pompano before she had implants. She was really skinny and flat back then. Her face is hideous in person with terrible skin and her hair is beyond fried. Just another nasty, pathetic, piece of trash
I believe, last I checked, Sklyer Haze resides in the LA/Orange County area. Cant remember for sure, but not a Maui resident.
While you are debating whether she’s a man or not, i will be balls deep in this mofo.
MAN FACE!!! AHAHA!! I DONT EVEN KNOW HER OR LIVE THERE! PREEEETTY BAD!
I have a feeling this is the same girl as “Kandy Madison”…
A mustache? Is that stylish now or something?
escortttt
check the hands – ring finger longer than index finger = male; ring finger shorter than index finger = female
She is U G L Y found more pictures of her and YUCK really looks like a man with no makeup. She got her implants through the nipple and has bad scars from them. Plus her nippels are wall eyed. One looks up the other down and to her left. Bad + 2 job.
this is g girl..wow she has changed since moving to LA
Let’s call this guy “Shaved Ice” because we all know he has to trim his beard every day.
this is either a cali import or one of those south americans that tries to sell you a flat iron at a mall kiosk. out here we have one word for this shemale: mahoooo!
looks like a dude and a horse! want a apple!
What’s with her lazy eye(s)? She looks brain dead in every photo.
Her name is Sky. She is in fact a woman. She lives in LA. Sweetest girl ever. Not a self post. DA strong. Just delivering truth.
dude hawaii is all trany transformes wiith make up……. no question he is packing balls
LOL she is a stripper in South Florida…..She was a dancer at the Cheetah in Pompano Beach….hahahahha she gave my friend crabs……to funny
You mean the clap! And your the one who got it….lol
That’s a dude! Look at those broad shoulders!
That girl has been a stripper at Cheetah Pompano on and off for a long time. She always says shes off doing photo shoots and filming for Playboy TV, when in reality, she a trashy stripper with a busted face that hangs out with 50 yr old men. She will never amount to anything, and if you talk to her for more than about 10 seconds, you can literally feel your IQ dropping.
Yep exactly and her real name is Gwen…dumber than a box of rocks
thats right dude…thats her name I have been thinking about it all day
Polynesian dudes love manwomen and ladyboys for some reason. Its true.
nice lazy eye, dude!
This is Kandy Madison that was posted on December 30th. Looks super rough in real life. And yes, she is a stripper/escort. Dumb as dirt lol.
if that’s a dude then i’m gay as aids
Wow!!!! First of all 3rd time on the jan feb and now march on the Dirty.com keep talking bitches ur making me famous. Great Publicity!!!
Let’s see what u haters can come up with next month
looks like a greyhound dog with such fake boobs.. lol.. wonder if your real hair color is black or blonde. FAKER!! lol
FAKE TAN+FAKE TITI= A FAKE HAOLE PUTO
She’s ok but a small part of my brain wonders if she’s a dude. Gotta love Hawaii and all the chicks with dicks. XD
dont think ive ever seen a person with 2 lazy eyes!
I’m so glad that the internet aollws free info like this!
This is not a Hawaiian, Hawaiians are waaaaay more beautiful than this, weather it be a man or a woman. This is a transplant. Don’t be trying to call white b**ches like this Hawaiian.