THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy heeeere! Straight CREEPER status! Introoooooducing in the pic above, been creeping statuses near you for 4 years strongMike gaybootyhunter Bradley!  You can find this fella here randomlly lurkin on half of your friends staus/pics. You might catch him at ya local club sittin on the couch sippin on a beer he bought when he got there mad at you for having fun! You might see his car tags read IBCREEPN! He thinks everybody likes him and hes thinks hes got “swag” but you can see that isnt true lol He talks like hes big and bad and hes a state trooper or sumin but he aint got a gun badge or a car dude got a maglite and a whistle at most!! Honestlly I think he like clean they holding celland toilets or somethin! He tells people that to make his self sound cool but its a FAIL! He a big pu$$y! heclaims to have all these girls he knows but we all know thats a lie! He preys on peoples facebook like hes gettin paid to do it! Just reading/hearing him speak make you just wanna rock that dome piece! If you see him go ahead relieve some stress he won’t do anything back! Mark my words hes gona comment on this post and just prove that what im sayin is true!  The few girls he does know are the shopping buddies type! And they’ll probablly comment too! Im not a gamblin man but i’d almost be willin to bet he has tht V-card chillin back there in his wallet just sayin but really I think he likes boys! I dont know Nik, just sumin about this dude, what you think?

The days of meeting chicks on Myspace and banging them are over, it will never transcend to Facebook.- nik