The Great Pumpkin
THE DIRTY ARMY: This nasty b!tch is Jordan Myers. Her voice sounds like she’s been a chain smoker since she was born. She sounds like a man and looks exactly like one too. She’s a cheerleader at Western Oregon University and is a dirty jersey chaser. She has disgusting leathery orange skin, and cakes on make-up to hide her manly features. She LOVES to shit-talk, but can’t stand when it’s dished out to her. She says she likes to have guy friends…but really…it’s just because she blends in with them. She’s a sloppy alcoholic who’s drunk all the time, and tries to get with any guy that has a pulse. She’s disgusting and honestly, it’s time for this b!tch to be put in his…(sorry her) place.
Does she honestly think she looks better like that? This is one ugly fish. But hey, at least she can swallow. -nik
is that why her friend is stuffing beer bottles up her nose?
karma is a bitch
holy ……
This girl may seem like a bitch to some. But she speaks her mind. She’s not fake. Stop hating on her because guys blow her up all the time. She does NOT get around actually. Your just mad because you are probably ugly. and She is a gorgeous.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, ok Jordan-Thanks for the input.
Actually that wasnt me who said that, but thanks to whoever did
i see this girl all the time and she looks exactly like a MAN and sounds like one
who are the other girls?
Jordan clarke and Amanda Asp
Jordan Clarke on the left and Amanda Asp on the right
Each of them Deserve their Own page on here. While they may not be as bitchy… Jordan Clarke is one of the biggest sluts at wou! and how the hell are they cheerleaders? Amanda is bigger than our Football players and Jordan is thick. Maybe a little less weights a little more time on the treadmill. Damn this school has Low standards!
she is soooooooo gross
all the western oregon cheerleaders are just nasty. nuff said
all the western oregon cheerleaders think theyre the sht and are all nasty and ugly and can only do one cheer . they all party and are jersey chasers they have no lives and like to talk shi about everyone when in reality everyone at western hates them besides the football and basketball players whos dicks they suck
I’m on the football team… We hate our cheerleaders, they’re annoying, fat, ugly, and SUPER bitc*es. The most disgusting, and perfect example of WOU cheerleaders, is Victoria Galloway. yuck.
amanda asp, jordan clarke
well one of the girls names is amanda asp and the other one is jordan clark. amanda is a fat bitch who thinks she is hott shi because she is a cheerleader. jordan clark is the only semi decent one but she has a man body as well. SLUTS.
jordan clarke is as smart as a pile of rocks
Jordan Myers huh….? I heard she took a trip to Paris…she saw the Eiffel Tower… *wink* *wink*
What does this mean?
she got eiffel towered
I hope she gets around and I hope she’s a jersey chaser cause I’m tryin to hit!! Lol. She does have a nice pink shade to her lips which is sexy, she drinks dos equis wt her friend which is legit; and apparently she gets wild. I’m not much for the crazy jelousus girls that post shiit but THIS bitch is invited!!! Come party! (Plus they r cheerleaders!?) Guarentee every bitch hating on these girls are under 21
….as is jordan myers…
Hey guys it really ain’t very nice to make fun of people for the way they were born. She can’t help it. She has her problems but so do we all. Sure she made out with me and my cousin and my german exchanged student all in like the same day practically but its whatever. She’s cool once u get to know her…..if she likes u lol. But seriously can’t we all just be friends? Jesus loves us all the same.
oh thanks justin
Is that face-puncher?
I really dont understand why Jordan of all people is on here. Yeah she can be a bitch but thats just her, and all of her friends including me, love her for it because is just a down ass chick and isnt fake and speaks her mind. so for all of you who enjoy talking sht and making up lies about people like jordan who have done nothing wrong… why dont you grow up a little and focus on more important things.
I didn’t know orange was a NATURAL color……
alls i gotta say, is someone is jealous. and they should be, cause Jordan is GORGEOUS, smart, fun and probably one of the nicest girls i’ve ever met. and yeah, i dont blame her for wanting to be friends with guys.. cause girls (like the one that posted this) are JEALOUS BITCHES!!!
All I have to say is: Learn how to speak and type. No one will ever love you for who you are with that trailer trash mouth
Really no one will love me? Hahahahahah. Guess my husband married me cause I’m trailer trash right?
Ok for 1 I have known this girl since we were in grade school and sounds to me like whoever posted this really needs to get your facts straight… She is BEAUTIFUL and a very nice girl that you clearly are just jealous of and have nothing to do with your time but post dumb shi that is false on here! So I would advise you to get a life and act your age!! Jordan these people are jealous ignore it…
my favorite thing….when citizens defend girls on the dirty…
See I don’t understand Jordan’s appeal… The guys I have talked to about her say her face and voice are nasty but her body is ok. Well even if you duct taped her mouth and put a plastic bag over her head. It’d still be like fking a carrot
jordan YOU DESERVE THIS your literally the BIGGEST bitch ive ever met and you think you are SOOO hott. YOUR NOT. you think you are the shi when really, everyone hates you. nice voice, dude.
Haha seriously you need to grow up, do you have nothing better to do with your lame life than sit on this stupid website and talk sht about someone? Jordan IS a bitch, she will openly admit it! And so what if she thinks she is good looking at least she has confidence, unlike you who has to sit on here and talk bad about people to make yourself feel THAT much better. And everyone doesnt hate Jordan, lots of people really like her actually, sorry if you dont haha.
i would say that based on all of the comments on here, more people HATE her than like her. duh
her downstairs smells like nasty ass fish
Ha ha I love this and it made my day
Lol I know right. You gotta love when you see Karma @ work
Why do white girls poke there lips out like a fish? ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FOR ALL YOU GIRLS DONT DO IT! LOOKS NASTY and UGLY! & Cheerleader for Western? AT least she made it somewhere! lol
Theres a difference between being tan and being a pumpkin. I think someone is ready for halloween.
Why is it that everyone is calling her fake? A fake person isn’t a bitch to someone. Therefore she is not. If all of you haters would have grown up with this girl you would love the heck out of her. And yeah, jordan does speak her mind. That’s the way she is and if you KNEW her, you would know this! This girl will have your back no matter what as long as you give her the respect she deserves. Jordan, all these ppl are hatin. Someone obvously has way too much time on their hands if they’re gonna rummage through the many pictures you have online and pick the worst ones. Stop hatin on jordan. She was having a good time with her friends and takin silly pics. That’s what you do when you know how too have a good time. -love one of your friends who you used to walk home from middle school with!
I have grown up with her… and I know a lot of people that did too….. Our conclusion: C**T
Everyone who is defending her is probably just like her. Doesn’t count.
Even her dad think she is a dumb ass, he thought she got a 1200 on her SAT’s and was shocked his daughter was that smart, he didn’t expect her to be able to get into airplane school, let alone college. Little did he know that a perfect score on the SAT was changed, Mr. Myers it’s now a 2400… you were right on your first assumption!
Western really needs to raise their standards!!
this is the dumbest thing i have ever heard…
She’s a cheerleader at WESTERN…that school has like five people in it. The whole “i’m a bitch and I don’t care” act is annoying, get over yourself.
Too bad all the western cheerleader are built like linebackers. We have the most well fed squad in the entire nation…
western’s cheerleaders embarass everyone that goes there
hahahahahaha I totally agree!
I agree!!! haha
This bitch thinks she runs Western Oregon! I have news for you honey… you can’t live a successful life hating everyone and being the biggest bitch! she is proud to be a bitch.. WTF! she will openly admit to anyone that she is a bitch and damn proud. how the hell does she have friends?! she hates people for absolutely no reason. well let me tell you what, payback is a bitch to people that are like this guy, whoooops, i mean girl.
haha yeah she does sound like a dude
Hahaha I can’t wait till we print this out for the high school reunion. While we are at it, lets add the other sluts in her pictures above to the dirty and make sure the world knows the sources of every known std! Keep it classy girls, youre giving ghetto view a bad reputation.
I am soooo happy this bitch is on here! she made living in the same dorm a nightmare! even a floor below her we could hear her and her whore room mate Paige(who really should be on here more that anyone) screaming and falling down drunk at 3 in the morning. Really the best part of it all was getting to make fun of her for forgetting her armpits when she’d lather on the fake tanner. Dumb ass. Karma’s a bitch
Just because Jordan will admit that she is a bitch doesn’t make it okay… You can’t just walk around, be openly mean and expect people to like you, respect you or want to be friendly to you…
lol this girl is a bitch though for real, always trying to fight and starts shit with other girls for no reason.
Karma is a bitch and this girl deserves to be put on here for a lot of reasons….
hahahaha! You deserve this one! You were rotten as f*ck all the time. Her and her BFF Paige should be on this together. MOST annoying duo EVER. Hope paiges “boyfriend” found out about her CHEATING on him her ENTIRE first year of college at WOU. baaaahaha
Anonymous, this is some ridiculous “high school drama”. Get a F*ing life.
Anonymous, what happened to you as a child? You obviously have some serious psychological issues. You’re pathetic.