THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can have all the money, talent, and power in the world and still raise a total *sshole with a identity crisis, like it appears Tom Hanks has done. His son, who changed his name to “Chet HAZE,” goes to North Western University. He is a huge w*gger who raps about smoking pot, hence the name Haze. Howard Stern was ripping him, so I decided to google the kid and see what he was all about. Let the dirty army take care of this w*gga!
Is this kid allowed at family dinners? Obviously he is a poser if he is attending NorthWestern. If he was a real rapper he wouldn’t be in college.- nik
Twin Bolts says:
His head is bent.
to Twin BoltsMatt says:
FORREST GUMP called it right when he said..
to Matt” Stupid is as Stupid Does”
This stupid kid has the world by the a– but they will find him OD with to chimp chicks in a dumpster?
jtt63 says:
talk about being the white sheep of the family.
to jtt63Do Right And Kill Everything says:
Real Rappers don’t go to college now? Actually the SMART ones do and learn to make rap just the first step. See lil wayne for more info.
to Do Right And Kill Everythingsmokea420 says:
lil wayne!?like the one who´s been in jail for the past year or so!?yeah really a truly smart guy!!!
to smokea420dark d says:
Yeah, but that doesn’t make him educated, plus didn’t he not graduate? Oh, yeah and I forgot to mention lil wayne fckin sucks.
to dark dThey should have let him rot in prison and FREE MAX B INSTEAD!
Super 30K Millionaire says:
ludacris went to college, he’s pretty smart but still thats like 1 rapper out of how many. Talib kweli went to NYU.
To say that someone can’t go to college and rap is stupid. Rap is a genre of music yet it is looked at as if “You can’t possibly be educated and rap” Thats absolutely not true.
Whenever something is a “black thing” thats what people do. Why don’t they say the same of college students who do rock or classical or even opera?
They are all just genres of music.
I support the fact that chet hanks is actually trying to do something for himself. His dads networth is in the hundred millions, he doesn’t have to do a damn thing but he chose to pursue a music career and he’s doing it. He’s releasing his tracks, doing his mixtapes, releasing his videos, spending his budget, marketing it. Hey I give him some credit for that.
It would be nothing for his father to spend a little money and pay him into harvard, then he could sit all day and read “laissez faire” to make all the critics accept him but no he’s doing what HE wants to do.
I respect that.
He’s also set for life.
I can’t hate on this guy. He’s a good looking young rich kid, trying to do what he’s interested in
What is so wrong with that?
It’s just art. Everyone knows he hasn’t shot this person or that person.
It’s just music at the end of the day. Let him have his fun. At least he’s not releasing porn like montana fishburne, paris hilton, and kim kardashian.
to Super 30K MillionaireVoody says:
Thats what happens when your father is a liberal douche bag…
to VoodyAnonymous says:
Well said!!!! I can’t agree more
to AnonymousGeneral Sherman says:
What? As opposed to an obese, uneducated tea-bagger, that lives in some hick state and gets bamboozled into voting against your own financial interests? This kid may be a pud, but when he finally fails in the rap game, he’ll have a degree from Northwestern, and pull down 100 K a year at worst. Unlike the high school drop outs on this web site. “North Western” get a clue you f-ing Jerry’s-kid, no wonder China’s running laps around us. This is a country full of inbread hicks.
to General ShermanAnonymous says:
It’ s inbred, you liberal blowhard know nothing…
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Northwestern diploma, 100k a year, LAUGHABLE!!! His dad’s net worth is about $350 million. A 100k a year, come on, you are the idiot. Move to China, bring that liberal Tom Hanks and his son Chet Haze with you!!!
to Anonymousnuttymac says:
I didn’t know that poetry was fenced off only for African Americans?
If he’s a rapper then by all means do your thing, but don’t try and limit his role as person by race.
to nuttymacMASTA says:
W*ggers are retards that have no reason to exist, they need to be exterminated. PS, Walt Witman was a poet, rap is nothing but incoherent n*gger noise, the furthest thing from poetry you could ever imagine.
to MASTAAnonymous says:
Look here you piece of hillbilly bullshi. I don’t like rap either but I dare your punk as to call someone a N*gger to their face. You white folks kill me typin all this bullshi on the web while your punk ass have no courage in the real world. lol too funny. bitch.
to AnonymousLori says:
You look like a cutie…but for some reason I suspect you’re a douche. And I say that with respect.
to LoriAnonymous says:
HE’S HOT
to Anonymousi know says:
That would be Northwestern University, not “North Western,” you moron.
to i knowAnonymous says:
The school doesn’t deserve a correct spelling when Micheal Wilbon and Chet Haze are your two biggest alumni. It’s a pssy private school that consists of a bunch of geeks, who cares how it’s spelled. The only thing cool to come out of northwestern is that scumbag governor Rod Blagojevich!!!
to AnonymousTron says:
Actually, is one of the best schools (academically) in the Midwest. Sure, there are plenty of creeps who go there, but you get that at any first tier university. If this chump wasn’t an actor’s son, he would have no chance getting into Northwestern.
to TronTron says:
Right, how stupid is that?
to Tronescaped jersey says:
get back to studying brother!
to escaped jerseyTruth says:
Hahaha I was going to write the same thing.
to TruthMASTA says:
How long will it be before an entire generation of sheep like, laughably conformist Wggers realizes that the nggerbabble that they are mind bogglingly obsessed with is non musical excrement which is really expressing nothing more than the destruction, abuse and sexual subjugation of whites? How much longer can they listen to a no talent street chimp who couldn’t beat up a 12 year old (SNOOP DOGG) girl childishly babble ebonics into a microphone about how cool and how tough he is? How much longer before this waste of a generation wakes from its trance and realizes that literally every rap “song” has virtually the SAME “LYRICS”, no music and EXACTLY the SAME BEAT? Why is rap always, without exception played at at least 147 decibels, with each conformist Wgger trying to outcool the other? Why would anyone be so proud to publicly show off their love of this garbage? Why is it now so cool to be a robotic ultra conformist?
What is this world dominating, evolution altering obession with dumb nggers bragging into a microphone about being cool and “gangsta”? Why is this illiterate garbage so powerful as to alter the breeding habits and genetic makeup of an entire generation, especially when the prize is bedding down with smelly, violent, stupid, ugly apes while apathetically enduring genocidal levels of violent crime? Is there ANTYHING in the world now more important than “rap”? Every social function this generation undertakes seems to be just a pretext for an opportunity to listen to rap. The word “obsession” does not come close to describing rap’s place in society now. Is “rap” now a religion?
When will society get past the conceived and financed poisons of hip hop and multiculturalism and look at the overwhelming evidence presented by black crime, disease and i.q. statistics that are uniform worldwide and come to a rational conclusion. When will the public no longer fear the meaningless word and transparent ad hominem “racism” and look to the overwhelming evidence instead? How much more evidence do you need than
to MASTAPure Chocolate says:
you have ignorant mindsets embedded in your disfigured head. Im assuming its hereditary from your viking inbred ancestors.
to Pure ChocolateAngry White says:
Thanks, Masta. I’m glad you shared this information. It’s what all caucasians know but don’t want to talk about or address. I could go on but you said it all.
to Angry WhiteFred Farkel says:
Printed and hanging on the fridge at my office.
Thank you.
to Fred FarkelValidDiktorian says:
@ Fred …and by office you mean studio apartment. @ MASTA -Hey, David Duke, if you can survive these last 18 days of Black History Month without another racist outburst on The Dirty, I will buy you your very own dashiki. No foolsies.
to ValidDiktorianMASTA says:
How about I honor black history month by examining how far blacks have come in America:
to MASTA-According to a recent study published by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in February 2011, “Although blacks make up only 13.6 percent of the U.S. population, they account for 50.3 percent of all diagnosed cases of HIV. Additionally, the rate of HIV diagnosis among black men is eight times that of whites and two times that of Hispanics, and the rate for black women is 19 times that of whites and four times that of Hispanics.”
-According to a recent study conducted by the Institute on Assets and Social Policy (IASP) at Brandeis University, “The wealth disparity between white and black households has more than quadrupled, regardless of income bracket.” Predicated on economic data from 1984 to 2007, the IASP study indicated that the average white family in the sample group held around $95,000 more in assets than the average black family. Additionally, the study found that middle-income white families have more assets (stocks, bonds, business interests, real estate other than primary residence) than do high-income black families.
-According to the US Department of Education, “Nearly half of the nation’s African American students attend high schools in low-income areas with dropout rates that hover in the 40-50% range.” “Dropout factories” (i.e., high schools that routinely have senior classes with 60% fewer students than their entering freshmen classes) are estimated to produce 73% of African American, 66% of Latino, and 34% of White dropouts, respectively.
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According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, “The racial composition of the US prison and jail population as of 2008 was 60.21% (African American (non-Hispanic), 20.29% Hispanic, 13.44% White American (non-Hispanic) , and 6.06% Other (American Indian, Alaska Native, Asian American, Native Hawaiian, Pacific Islander American, and Multiracial American).”
-According to recent US Census Bureau data, “34.7% of all African-American live in poverty in c
ValidDiktorian says:
I enjoy debating with pedantic, truculent assholes (being one myself), but what I won’t do is engage a bigot who wants to soapbox, especially one who can’t form an argument without splicing together articles and statistics from around the Internet.
Given that almost every other sentence, in both your posts, has been taken piecemeal from an amalgam of other people’s opinions, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID (but David Duke and Stephen Glass would be so proud of you).
to ValidDiktorianMASTA says:
In other words, you have no discourse to debate the FACTS. I back my arguments with EMPIRICAL FACTS with sources. What more could you say other than I am racist. Thanks for trying, I just owned you.
to MASTAJackie from the Valley says:
Looks like you squeezed your brain dry for that post. And no one will ever ever ever read it….
to Jackie from the Valleyturtle says:
Jackie, you sound fat
to turtleAnonymous says:
+1
to Anonymousno says:
i want 2 see nudes.
to nodude says:
tom hanks’ sons are all hot. this one is no exception.
to dudeDA NJ NY says:
He’s hot and actually mike posner graduated from duke
to DA NJ NYLindsey says:
I listen to rap all the time & would definitely get this stuff on iTunes. So, you guys just sit and hate while he laughs his way to the bank. <3
to Lindseywoooow says:
Could it be. Any more obvious that the three posts above were done by the same person? Next time wait an hour or two in between comments ya fuggin guido
to woooowJackie from the Valley says:
On Videogum.com an article was written that I read awhile ago about this kid that made me laugh. I think the dude Gabe who wrote it said it best “We already have an Asher Roth, Chet Hanks. His name is Asher Roth, and he sucks.” ‘Nuff said….
to Jackie from the ValleyFred Farkel says:
In the year 2011… DO NOT EVER BLAME THE PARENTS for the stupidity of their 20-something DOLTS.
There is too much competition out there and a parent has LITTLE OR NO CHANCE OF SUCCESS.
In other words… how can a parent COMPETE against the (barf) ” allure” of a gang of wggers???
We can’t.
Wggers win.
Forget it and move on.
to Fred Farkelpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*** says:
Quit hatin.
to piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii***CHET says:
LOOK AT YOU GUYS TALKING DOWN ON ME.. EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON HAS HATERS AND ID LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU.. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU KNOW ME AND I DONT KNOW YOU!!! IM MAKING MUSIC FOR FUN BECAUSE I CAN AND BECAUSE ITS MY LIFE AND ILL DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT.. SO WHILE YOU GUYS ARE ON THE COMPUTER BLOGGING ABOUT ME ILL BE BUSY WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR COUNTING ”MY DADDYS MONEY” CUZ IM MADE AND I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING THE REST OF MY LIFE BESIDES ENJOY IT AND ENJOY YOU HATERS!!!! HAHAH BYE HATERS!!!
to CHETMASTA says:
Wow, you even type in all cap locks like a n8gger. You kit the nail on the head MC Trust Fund. You are nothing but a soft, weak trust fund baby and that in and of itself no one has a problem with. You “rap” about shooting people with Glocks and being “hard”. Take it from someone who really has been in a firefight, you know nothing of what it is to be a man. Your dad is a good actor, he clearly is also a terrible father due to the w*gger retard he spawned.
to MASTAAnonymous says:
You seem very uneducated when you use “retard” to attack someone. At least he is going to college and not living off of his Dads money.
to AnonymousJohn says:
Retard, He says he lives off his daddy’s money, and he is only going to school because his parents are making him, is that right B-RAD?
to JohnAngry White says:
What an effin douchebag. No self respecting white man is jealous of what you do in your free time. We may be a bit jealous of your old man’s wealth, but that is his to do with as he pleases. You must be angry that he was out of town making your fortune and this is your payback. Sad, sad misguided, entitled member of the lucky sperm club….
BTW, nice caps douchey von douchewitz…
to Angry WhiteXanyLuv says:
What a poser! I hope his dad disowns him and kicks him to the curb, then he’ll really have something to rap about.
to XanyLuvGoldilocks says:
Did not the infamous ARI GOLDEN attend North Western…
to GoldilocksAnonymous says:
I go to Northwestern — he’s pretty low key here and his dad comes to a lot of events. The fact that he goes here is pretty impressive because this is not an easy school. There’s a lot of hate, but I think it’s all jealousy. If our school has moved on, everyone else should too.
to Anonymousself post says:
All of you need to die.
to self postAnonymous says:
There is nothing worse then a wigger. Idolizing a pathetic life style… thats low.
to AnonymousWrotten says:
Masta, you need to start your own website. You are right. Rap is a no talent genre of music. All one need do is grab ones’ ballsack and wave your hand from left to right or vice a versa! You sir have commited sacrilege against political correctness. How dare you not bend your knee to the music of the ignorant!
to Wrottenit is wrotten says:
Masta you need to start your own website. All one need do to rap is grab ones’ ballsack and wave you hand from left to right or vice a versa. And throw in some chants of “uh, uh, uh, grab ballsack, uh,uh,uh, wave arms and there you have it. Truly the music of the ignorant! You sir have comitted sacrilege by not embracing political correctness and worshipping at the altar of the all encompassing gloryof rap! p.s. going on my fridge also!
to it is wrottenAnonymous says:
I thought whats his name,that jacquin phoenix guy was a joke,or an act,this is even funnier-lmao!!
this guys dad has so many resources,this kid could be anything he wants to be in the whole wide world,and chooses to be a rapper???You have got to be kidding me!!
This isnt even any good if its an act,or any good as real rap???What is he going to rap about,rap about growing up priveledged on the bad side of beverly hills???The funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
to Anonymous