THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These women love to pick up young men, as young as 21 when their husbands are golfing out of state. I know this because my friends and I banged these broads and they told us. They took us out to lunch with their husbands’ money and I took this photograph of them before they took us back to hotel rooms. The thing is they won’t stop emailing my friends and I, how they want to see us again. Would you, Nik, bang these broads? They were great in the sack.
I’m just trying to think of who would sleep with any of those hags.- nik