THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is about time this trust fund baby Blair Wilkinson was put on blast. Valentine’s day is a very special day for Blair, she turns 21. She’ll be legally allowed to whore it up in bars from now on. To grab her attention you’ll need: A) money and B) know one of her friends or family. I can tell you the sloot got into Pitt but is unsurprisingly too worthless to make it into the main campus, she has to make do with sh*tty Pitt Greensburg. Blair’s disappointment extends to porn, she’s starred in one. But not a regular porno, some weird ass medical fetish porn . To relax Blair Wilkinson likes to trade weed for her mom’s prescription pills, let her noodle ex steal from her, dye her hair blonde (at least until it falls out and she needs fake brunette extensions), get fired from Hooters no less, stick two fingers in her mouth till she throws up and fake tan enough to put an Oompa Loompa to shame. Best of all she’s the spitting image of her drunk, fat, lazy and swiss cheese for brains mother and she doesn’t know it (ALL of it is unbelievably true). Thank you very much.
Is the bottom picture punishment for making you watch her all night? I hate people who don’t know their limits.- nik