What Is Wrong With Sports Illustrated


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Kate Upton is the new Guess? Jeans girl and the new Sports Illustrated rookie.  She’s cute, but looks like she’s never been to a gym in her life, that stomach looks too soft to grace the pages of Sports Illustrated, don’t you think?

Now that Brooklyn Decker is a huge success, they are looking for softer bodies.- nik


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  1. February 14, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    loves the green says:

    You are high! I would eat her ass after she played tennis for 8 hours on a hot day in sweatpants

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  2. February 14, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Dude are you GAY ?? says:

    The poster must be a flaming fruit cup because that chick is too hot.I would say she is 7 times hotter than Niks chick.

    Reply to Dude are you GAY ??
  3. February 14, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Twin Bolts says:

    Dear Poster;
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    Any chick that can sport hair-curlers and STILL look hot…… pure slice of Heaven.
    -
    Boltzz

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  4. February 14, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    AZ says:

    They’re looking for real women, hot women, NOT coke whores w/ plastic surgery, with that cheap/rotten stripper look.

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  5. February 14, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Anonymous says:

    dear poster: you’re seriously retarded

    Reply to Anonymous
  6. February 14, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Girl please says:

    Sexy as heck! A few sit ups she’s perfect!! Hotty hot!!

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  7. February 14, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    clayton bigsby says:

    all of those photos are photo shoped.

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  8. February 14, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    lira =) says:

    you are gayyy!!!!!

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  9. February 14, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Hill says:

    Once again, it’s not all about how much you work out! It’s 90% diet. She could have rock hard abs under the small layer of fat which is lost via a calorie deficiet, not crunches. So, anwaaay, why would a guy want a girl that has hard body parts? Or do you just expect only skin on her stomach?

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  10. February 14, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    ? says:

    This girl is perfect-looking and natural, leave her alone.

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  11. February 14, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    She’s perfect. Not everyone wants muscle chicks. Yuck.

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    • February 15, 2011 at 5:59 pm

      Ned says:

      Could it be? The return of the nice, soft, sexy female body instead of plastic and bones? That would be a good thing i reckon.

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  12. February 14, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    Miss K says:

    I like her body. Guess ad campagins always use that Anna Nicole type figure. That’s what made them famous. I bet the poster wishes they could look this good without stepping foot in a gym. Fatty.

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  13. February 14, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    Question? says:

    Is it me, or is this girl a lazy-eyed freak?

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  14. February 14, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    Skat says:

    Yeah…. I think nik and this poster like potting their Greg in skin wrapped skeletons….. Or wax figures

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  15. February 14, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    JVick says:

    I agree, she is not in shape. She is skinny-fat. She is beautiful, don’t get me wrong, but she has no muscle tone what so ever. She must just starve herself and never exercise.

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  16. February 14, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    Anonymous says:

    wow!!! this is a real women…not some photo shop chick..guess your ONLY use to the fake ones. tsk tsk your missing out. oh and she’s over 90lbs!!! get Kate.

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  17. February 14, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    lv says:

    This poster is obviously retarded or flaming gay. Smh

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  18. February 14, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    Beth says:

    Blind idiot! She is beautiful. Sports Illustrated may ask her to tone the abs. But I don’t think any straight male would kick her out of bed.

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  19. February 15, 2011 at 12:35 am

    J says:

    There is nothing wrong with this girls body! It’s perfect! She looks like a throwback to the Marilyn days! She’s gorgeous!

    Nik, don’t hate on all the girls who aren’t skinny fake looking twigs like your wife!

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  20. February 15, 2011 at 5:28 am

    urall onkrak says:

    agree AZ…they’re not into the skank plus 2 porno look for S.I. like all the kids like here.

    Reply to urall onkrak
  21. February 15, 2011 at 6:21 am

    QueenC says:

    haha this chick is BEAUTIFUL!!
    poster must be JEALOUS.
    and Nik, this chick looks better then your wife, you have to stop being a douche and admit when a chick is hot, you go on about udders yet you knock this chick… sometimes i really wonder about you.

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  22. February 15, 2011 at 7:37 am

    ProvoJoe says:

    This is the dumb chick in the famous beauty contest video where she talks about maps. Miss teen USA from South Carolina 2007. Famous video that 50 million have seen on youtube alone.

    Reply to ProvoJoe
  23. February 15, 2011 at 7:56 am

    That's nice. says:

    She so smoking hot it’s not even funny!

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  24. February 15, 2011 at 9:46 am

    GRiND365.com says:

    Naturally sexy!

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  25. February 15, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Roberto says:

    I caught a glimpse of her pic on the runway at the Mercedez Benz Swim Show last July. She looked much more plump then (maybe 15+ lbs) compared to SI/Guess. But I was smitten by that face. Definitely the cutest model there and now a lot fitter. IMHO, Kate may be the queen of “girls next door”. It took hours of research then just to find the only pic that had her name in the caption. Almost felt like I discovered her. Glad SI/Guess has the same good taste. No lack of photos/info for sure now. Made my day today.

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  26. February 15, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Sorry, but Sports Illustrated is supposed to have some of the hottest women in the world, so anyone who is given the opportunity to be a part of the magazine should work their ass off to look their best. Of course men want something to slap and grab, but its not that hard to have boobs and a butt while maintaining a flat, toned stomach. Also, the girls in Sports Illustrated don’t all have plastic surgery, most of them are actually super flat-chested in person and have to wear push-up pads and get shading done by the makeup artists to look like they have huge boobs. This is a FACT. Selita Ebanks was an exception, since she obviously has bad breast implants =).

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  27. February 15, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    Trish says:

    As a completely hetero female I say:

    She is SUPER HOT and I would hit that and let you film it.

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  28. February 16, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    JC says:

    Give her a break. This girl is only 18-years-old. She still has a little “baby fat” on her. I predict she will be a big star in the next year or two.

    I’ve always thought people who complain about how ugly or out of shape models are, should be required to post a picture of their girlfriend/wife. Then we could vote on who’s hotter: Kate or the poster’s woman.

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