Posted in Manhattan, The Dirty | February 14th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Kate Upton is the new Guess? Jeans girl and the new Sports Illustrated rookie. She’s cute, but looks like she’s never been to a gym in her life, that stomach looks too soft to grace the pages of Sports Illustrated, don’t you think?
Now that Brooklyn Decker is a huge success, they are looking for softer bodies.- nik
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loves the green says:
You are high! I would eat her ass after she played tennis for 8 hours on a hot day in sweatpants
to loves the greenI Hate Hippies says:
The submitter is either a jealous female, or gay.
to I Hate HippiesDude are you GAY ?? says:
The poster must be a flaming fruit cup because that chick is too hot.I would say she is 7 times hotter than Niks chick.
to Dude are you GAY ??Twin Bolts says:
Dear Poster;
to Twin Bolts-
Any chick that can sport hair-curlers and STILL look hot…… pure slice of Heaven.
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Boltzz
AZ says:
They’re looking for real women, hot women, NOT coke whores w/ plastic surgery, with that cheap/rotten stripper look.
to AZAnonymous says:
dear poster: you’re seriously retarded
to Anonymousanon says:
Amen to that, she is smokin
to anonGirl please says:
Sexy as heck! A few sit ups she’s perfect!! Hotty hot!!
to Girl pleaseclayton bigsby says:
all of those photos are photo shoped.
to clayton bigsbylira =) says:
you are gayyy!!!!!
to lira =)Hill says:
Once again, it’s not all about how much you work out! It’s 90% diet. She could have rock hard abs under the small layer of fat which is lost via a calorie deficiet, not crunches. So, anwaaay, why would a guy want a girl that has hard body parts? Or do you just expect only skin on her stomach?
to Hill? says:
This girl is perfect-looking and natural, leave her alone.
to ?Anonymous says:
She’s perfect. Not everyone wants muscle chicks. Yuck.
to AnonymousNed says:
Could it be? The return of the nice, soft, sexy female body instead of plastic and bones? That would be a good thing i reckon.
to NedMiss K says:
I like her body. Guess ad campagins always use that Anna Nicole type figure. That’s what made them famous. I bet the poster wishes they could look this good without stepping foot in a gym. Fatty.
to Miss KQuestion? says:
Is it me, or is this girl a lazy-eyed freak?
to Question?Skat says:
Yeah…. I think nik and this poster like potting their Greg in skin wrapped skeletons….. Or wax figures
to SkatJVick says:
I agree, she is not in shape. She is skinny-fat. She is beautiful, don’t get me wrong, but she has no muscle tone what so ever. She must just starve herself and never exercise.
to JVickAnonymous says:
wow!!! this is a real women…not some photo shop chick..guess your ONLY use to the fake ones. tsk tsk your missing out. oh and she’s over 90lbs!!! get Kate.
to Anonymouslv says:
This poster is obviously retarded or flaming gay. Smh
to lvBeth says:
Blind idiot! She is beautiful. Sports Illustrated may ask her to tone the abs. But I don’t think any straight male would kick her out of bed.
to BethJ says:
There is nothing wrong with this girls body! It’s perfect! She looks like a throwback to the Marilyn days! She’s gorgeous!
Nik, don’t hate on all the girls who aren’t skinny fake looking twigs like your wife!
to Jurall onkrak says:
agree AZ…they’re not into the skank plus 2 porno look for S.I. like all the kids like here.
to urall onkrakQueenC says:
haha this chick is BEAUTIFUL!!
to QueenCposter must be JEALOUS.
and Nik, this chick looks better then your wife, you have to stop being a douche and admit when a chick is hot, you go on about udders yet you knock this chick… sometimes i really wonder about you.
ProvoJoe says:
This is the dumb chick in the famous beauty contest video where she talks about maps. Miss teen USA from South Carolina 2007. Famous video that 50 million have seen on youtube alone.
to ProvoJoeAnonymous says:
No its not you retard. thats a completely different girl. kate has never done dumb beauty pagents.
to AnonymousThat's nice. says:
She so smoking hot it’s not even funny!
to That's nice.GRiND365.com says:
Naturally sexy!
to GRiND365.comRoberto says:
I caught a glimpse of her pic on the runway at the Mercedez Benz Swim Show last July. She looked much more plump then (maybe 15+ lbs) compared to SI/Guess. But I was smitten by that face. Definitely the cutest model there and now a lot fitter. IMHO, Kate may be the queen of “girls next door”. It took hours of research then just to find the only pic that had her name in the caption. Almost felt like I discovered her. Glad SI/Guess has the same good taste. No lack of photos/info for sure now. Made my day today.
to RobertoAnonymous says:
Sorry, but Sports Illustrated is supposed to have some of the hottest women in the world, so anyone who is given the opportunity to be a part of the magazine should work their ass off to look their best. Of course men want something to slap and grab, but its not that hard to have boobs and a butt while maintaining a flat, toned stomach. Also, the girls in Sports Illustrated don’t all have plastic surgery, most of them are actually super flat-chested in person and have to wear push-up pads and get shading done by the makeup artists to look like they have huge boobs. This is a FACT. Selita Ebanks was an exception, since she obviously has bad breast implants =).
to AnonymousTrish says:
As a completely hetero female I say:
She is SUPER HOT and I would hit that and let you film it.
to TrishJC says:
Give her a break. This girl is only 18-years-old. She still has a little “baby fat” on her. I predict she will be a big star in the next year or two.
I’ve always thought people who complain about how ugly or out of shape models are, should be required to post a picture of their girlfriend/wife. Then we could vote on who’s hotter: Kate or the poster’s woman.
to JC