THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Wichita needs your help. This right here is Consuelo Tayl*r. She thinks she is absolutely God’s gift to mankind. She thinks she is above all law and people. This girl walks around acting like her family is actually Mexican Mafia. Uh hello…no one even likes you. Not even your own family. Some of the biggest sloots are the ones that say they don’t sleep around…she claims to make men wait months at a time before giving them any. Yeah right! She can know you for ten minutes and take you in the back room! This girl has so many enemies she’s too scared to come into Old Town. When you have to quit your job and switch bars…you over stayed your welcome. This girl claims to be so hard and do drugs yet she never has any of her own stuff to throw down! Hello honey…you’re not hott sh*t! Nik will you pleeeease get this girl to see the light and get over herself!!

Either way she’s still ugly and fat, so that’s not going to change.- nik