You Can Resurrect Forhidden’s Career

February 14, 2011 Forhidden, Newport, The Dirty 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I totally thought Forhidden was done and gone until I saw that picture of JV and her at your bday party.  I wanted to ask you where the hell has she been?  She is one of the hottest girls to ever bless the internet and I think we need to see more of her.  Nik, do you agree?

I have Forhidden going to the Sweet 16 in my office pool (Dirty March Madness). The only way Forhidden can make a serious comeback in society is if she lost 7 pounds and gets really good extensions. It blows my mind that Tila Tecate (smells like noodles) beat Forhidden in the game of life.- nik