THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t have to say much about this petite. Kayla May is fresh. She rides as much greg as possible. Unbelievable amounts of makeup are smeared over her face as she goes to the bar night after night thinking she is somethin to look at. Hell i don’t even know what background she has in her but i know i wouldnt touch any of them after looking at her. She’s cheating on her current boyfriend (the bald one that’s over a half a decade older then her that she’s straddling) and he’s entertainingly oblivious. Wake up and smell the fish buddy shes a bar star! Aside from your constant complaint status’ on facebook that nobody truly cares 30 seconds for, you’ve been secretly busted at the bar numerous times with your 30 second teasers of grabbing greg and swapping spit. Better start thinking about getting that dog your soon to be X just bought you cause you probably won’t be together much longer.
She’s just growing into the woman she’s going to become.- nik