THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how awesome does it sound to have a little princess, a fat princess that is, just crusing in your passenger seat driving down the highway after a night on the town, and her generous self decides she would like to enjoy the lovely taste of your penis…oh wait…your boys are in the backseat of your Isuzu Rodeo and not only snapping infamous photos of the moment, but also making a video of it as well. that’s right, samantha kincaid is YOUR girl for that job. Or how about watch her make a damn fool of herself while she follows Zach Franklin around like the f*cker holds the key to her life in his hand. The Team, aka…Tommy Gray, Casey Clark, and Charlie Rose like to get in on this action as well. This little whore cant decide who’s d*ck she wants in her mouth…one day its Zach…one day its another fella. Whoever told her that it’s okay to be fat, was completely mistaken. This girl is the ugliest b*tch ive ever seen, and you couldnt pay me enough to step near that disgusting sexually transmitted diseased vagina. Good luck to all of you men who would want a blow job, I promise she’s good at those. Hit her up, she goes to UT Knox and is taking emails now.

Humpty Dumpty is not my favorite.- nik