Another Wisconsin “Model”
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Desi Olson and she’s from Madison. She thinks she runs Madison and is the next big thing hitting up the local bar scene with her fake ID. She’s constantly posting pics of herself and all of the cool bars she goes to. She also tells everyone she is a model but let’s get serious. She finally got the huge gap between her two front teeth fixed, but she spends so much time riding horses she’s starting to look like one! Somebody needs to tell her that the drunk fish look is not a good look for her. Nik, please put this chick on blast!
Is she serious with those teeth?- nik
I bet she can clean an ear of corn is 2.67338 seconds!!!
elmers called. they want to know when you were coming in for your checkup.
YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MEANEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. Get a life & grow up! I dont “model” …Modeling is a fricken joke in this state. I’ve never called myself a model, i refuse to. Theres many people in Madison with a fakeID, i dont run Madison. All of you shut up.
Desi <3's 8===D.. i want some nudies
Desi, sweet, I have been at parties where you brag about being a model and looking like Lady Gaga, this was obvi posted up here for a reason. Get over yourself you are not cute and you are not giving us hot Wisconsin blondes a good rep.
–A True Hot Wisconsin Blonde
Desi, sweety, I have been at parties where you brag about being a model and looking like Lady Gaga, this was obvi posted up here for a reason. Get over yourself you are not cute and you are not giving us hot Wisconsin blondes a good rep.
–A True Hot Wisconsin Blonde
I’ve never been to this website before, and after this post, I never will be back. Let’s be real; I have better things to do. But, because Desi is a friend of mine, I’m going to go ahead and say a thing or two.
You are obviously a very educated individual, with your request to “put this chick on blast,” but let’s look at your (oh, so persuasive) argument, here:
1) Desi hits up the local bar scene with a fake ID – Oh, no! SAY IT ISN’T SO! A twenty year old girl that lives in downtown Madison has a fake ID? WHAT is this world coming to! I’m guessing you’re pretty jealous that your ugly mug can’t get past the bouncers no matter how many forms of identification you’re packing. Get serious, every girl (guys, too, I won’t be sexist) with a fraction of a social life has a fake when she’s less than a year away from being legal. You are either a) underage and jealous because you can’t get a fake or b) of age and jealous because you couldn’t get a fake.
2) Desi posts “pics” of herself at “cool” bars. – OH EM GEE! No way, this girl is posting photos she took at a BAR? Again, do you realize what you are saying? You sound so exceptionally jealous. Your social life a little slow, lately? Yeah? Haven’t been out since spending NYE with your mom and her bridge club ladies?
3) Desi tells everyone she is a model – See, if you bothered to read the captions with her professional photos, I’m pretty sure Desi explicitly states she is not a model. Just because our friends are professional photographers and ask us to pose for their portfolios does not a model make. I’m sorry that you live such a dull life. Those bridge ladies don’t make a calendar, do they?
4) Desi spends so much time riding horses – WOW! This championship equestrian rides horses “so much”! At least she doesn’t spend her time trolling the internet trying to make people look bad… You troll.
You are so right. Desi has a fake ID that she uses to hang out with her friends at bars, some of whom are photographers and she likes to ride horses. Man, this gir
dear bestie/tigerblood, we totally understand the fact that your bff rides alot of horses as many girls do…. the thing we dont understand is how her chompers mutated into a horses just by being around them!!! can you explain that tigerblood????
Talk about an overbite!!! chomp chomp get this nasty some carrots and hay QQUUUIIIICCKKK
You all are neglecting a very noteworthy 5 maybe even 6 head!!! either way its def not a 4head!!! lol poor girl
Well, to Desi. modeling is not a “joke” I know 2 girls from the green bay area that are signed to major modeling companies in new york and have been in national magazines and ad campaigns. I know for a fact that you legitimately think your a model based off of one of your guy friends that I met and youve done a bunch of “runway” shows. Now that people talk about how trashy and completely unnatractive she is, shes trying to deny it.
Reality check! lol Your so far from a model and you most def do not run anything- let alone a city. haha