THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ashley Flores. She by far is the hottest girl we have at Umiami. She is a Miami heat dancer, and one of the hottest models I have seen yet in Miami. Not to mention she is a cool ass chick, always hanging out. and with all her success outside of school she still beats out my gpa in class. My question to you is would you nik?
Answer: No, I always use the J-Lo scale when it comes to hispanic girls in Miami. Ask yourself, “Is she hotter than Jennifer Lopez.”= NO.