THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Austin Barnett. He’s a total f*cking tool and does too much pepsi. He got busted a few months back with an MIP. He has a horrible lisp yet somehow manages to get the girls. He cheats on every girl he dates and works out way too much and has a f*cking oversized weird body. What do you think about him?

I think she looks like someone used a medieval torture device to stretch his body.- nik