THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it only took me a week to figure this idiot out. He had to move back home from the west coast because according to him, he did too much pepsi and spent all his money on his ex. Now he lives at home and works for his parents while going to school in Kenosha, WI. Most of his time is spent at the bar preying on girls who don’t know any better, feeding them lines and falling back on his looks. He wreaks of booze 24-7. He thinks he looks like that guy from Twilight, but he has lame Chinese symbols on his back that he doesn’t even remember getting tattooed. Always belligerent. Always a tool.

Can he not keep his tongue in his mouth.- nik