THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, although he didn’t get his long-term girlfriend, Danica Mendivil pregnant, Brandon Davies had a little side action that proved to be, how shall we say, fruitful. Meet Jayci Stephen, the 19-year-old Utah Valley student whose recent pregnancy is the real reason Davies no longer plays for the BYU Cougars. According to Frat House Sports: According to a sources close to the family, 19 year old Jayci Stephen was “banished from Provo”, where she’d been staying, on Wednesday for having premarital relations with Davies and has since gone to her sisters house in Nevada to escape the media coverage. Our sources are tell us that “Brandon and Jayci are extremely close and keep in contact and are handling the situation to the best of their ability”. The two have been seeing each other “for only 3-4 months and have no plans of getting married” now that a baby is on it’s way. And while “Jayci is excited” about the pregnacy our sources tell us “the family is NOT happy at all. Her father is a former bishop and sent her to Provo because he felt she was getting into too much trouble in SoCal”. His first girlfriend Danica is way hotter.
Does anyone know if Brandon Davies is Mormon? Also, if a guy explodes his moon juice during soaking does it really count as a pregnancy in the Book of Mormon? These are real questions that need real answers.- nik