THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lovely pepsiwh*re is Kelly. You’re more likely to find her rolling around on the ground drunk off her a** or probably talking some heavy sh*t on everyone that’s ever crossed her path-including her “best friends” (Katrina, Kayla, Kristie—I feel a K theme). On a regular basis every five words out of her overinflated mouth are “ew remember that one girl that knew that guy that I used to f*ck?” Not one intellectual word can float from her tongue. She moved to philly for a short time and somehow that filthy city inflated her ego to the size of the state and she thought it would be a great idea to bless us all in the ‘burgh with her b*tchy presence. She’ll do anything to get people to tell her that she looks sickeningly skinny or they like her cliché outfits. Don’t Let her tattoos (yeah the one on her vagina too) and big gauges fool you, because she’s still the blonde popular rich b*tch she was in highschool trampling on all those around her beneath her hidous stripper shoes. Oh and see that guy over there, she f*cked him, oh and him too…and him.
Being skinny alone doesn’t make up for a face that it looks like someone took a jackhammer too.- nik