THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like you all to meet Matt McKnight. If you live in Edmonton, and are into the party scene, you’ve probably already met him. If you’re a girl, chances are he’s tried to get with you. He’s the general manager at one of our local clubs, and will pretty much hit on anything that’s drunk enough. This guy is literally the definition of a MANWH*RE. Since he has to be the last one at the club, as long as you’re willing to wait, he’ll do you wherever he pleases. Don’t let his looks and free booze fool you, this guy’s a walking STD. Steer clear ladies, don’t be a victim of a manwh*re.
Apparently chicks aren’t the only ones that can look like horses.- nik