THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alisha Figeroux of Maple Ridge BC. Some say she looks like a hammerhead shark, some say she looks like an avatar. I think she’s plain ugly and a straight up sloot. She lies about being a virgin, while shes having sex with her boyfriend thats 3 years younger than her. She’s addicted to e and has dropped out of school to become a “professional” hairstylist. Clearly thats not gonna go anywhere. I once walked in on her mastrubating with a toothbrush because she was so desperate. She smells like rotting sea life, although thats probably the fact of her being a hammerhead shark. Can you smell the fish from there?
Face of a hammerhead body of a whale.- nik