THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emily, she goes to UNC-Wilmington. We went to HS together and I think she’s gorgeous, plus she seems really sweet. She does some local modeling for magazines and bikini contests, but that’s about it. What do you think?
This chick flew all the way to Orlando to hang out during my appearance. She is a total scam… a Facebook fraud because she looks nothing like what you see. Her ass is 300 pounds and has no rack. BUYER BEWARE! My guy said she was “the worst mistake of his life” (yes, she convinced him to fly her out and pay for her Disneyworld tickets like an idiot).- nik