THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Elissa Dust and she’s Winfield’s town skank, but can be found anywhere between the Oklahoma state line and Wichita. This girl think’s she’s hot sh*t, but in reality, she’s just a stuck up, krusty vag, tuna smellin skank. Last summer while I was out of town, she took the initiative to put my boyfriends junk in her mouth “because they were drunk” and then throw it in my face when I found out and confronted her about it. Needless to say, she likes to cause breakups even if she never really benefits from it. This girl is the epitome of a home wrecker. She’d do just about anything, or anyone. The sad part is that she really think’s she’s cute.. I mean, really… How desperate would you have to be? She thinks she’s all thin and cute, but shes always shoving food down her throat. Gross.
She has to stick her head forward like that so you can see her neck.- nik