Katie And Kelly Tried Getting My Friend Hooked

March 15, 2011 East Carolina University 32 5,098 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA Strong holding it down in Myrtle Beach.  Katie and Kelly are two slores from ECU that tried to get my girl hooked on sniffing methadone, vicodin, and pepsi when she was rooming with them earlier in the year. She had to move out because they wouldn’t stop the dope head pictured, Pete from bringing it to the house. The blond is an EZ-DZ Delta Zeta, comes from a family of drug addicts, and pukes to keep her weight down when she isn’t getting high. I think it stems from daddy issues, he left her mom for his secretary not too long ago. The brunette can’t get laid to save her life. She tried to slay my brother when we visited and it didn’t work out so well for her. These girls need to be put on blast.

The blonde has a nose for days… perfect for drugs.- nik