THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, maybe Ochocinco really needs that MLS contract because he is still having trouble paying his bills. On Wednesday a judge ordered him to pay over $11k for clothes that he got from a store in Cincinnati. Well since he didn’t pay for them it appears that he actually stole them from the store.
Chad start paying cash for everything because the economic world doesn’t trust you.- nik
The Dude says:
I left this in a comment over a week ago and it gets posted now? This is old news.
to The DudeDaily News Blip says:
Yesterday the fire department was called out to put out a burning pile of rags in a dumpster behind the KFC in Oakland.
to Daily News BlipMuch to the firefighters surprise what they thought was a pile of burning rags turned out to be EARL DUKE who was dumpster diving for some chicken wings when he fell into the dumpster and the half smoked Newport he found on the street and was now enjoying himself set his clothes on fire. Earl is okay he just has a few minor burns around his tiny child size wick, but he only uses it with dudes anyhow so no big deal. The firefighters and the police warned Earl about not going onto private property looking for chicken bones to eat.
Earl is back home in the Oakland Mission for Wayward Boys and he is doing well. Get Well Earl ..
Todd Gack says:
That is f’n hilarious. Best comment I have seen posted on old Earl Duke yet. Please keep your retard to English dictionary handy for his reply, as you’ll need it.
to Todd GackDave Rami says:
this nig is such a broke turd. talentless to boot apparently.
to Dave RamiNoogie Go Home says:
He can not hep it.
to Noogie Go HomeIt is in their very nature to be untrustworthy and thieves.
Then they wonder why all other races have a hard time stomaching them. The reason is they are Trouble with a capital T. They are spoilers, they build or do nothing of value but they lie in wait to infest what others have done.
My Great Great Grandfather said even on the Plantation they would steal pens and paper even though like now they can’t read or write. I wonder if they are ever ashamed or embarrassed by the fact that without giving them much Special Hep they would still be doing what the creator intended for them to do, Serve Their Betters. And that is just about everyone else.
Anonymous says:
Your the one that sound like an idiot. Black people built this country that White people stole from the Indians. Next time you open your mouth think about this if it was not for Blacks you would not have half the stuff you have. Blacks built this country while lazy a$$ white people sat back and did nothing.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
So that’s why they’re all on welfare. They’re retired.
to AnonymousBlueNile says:
Okay, I don’t get it. I thought this guy’s *not* paying bills was part of his game plan.
to BlueNileEarl Duke!! says:
Blue,
to Earl Duke!!Hi baby girl.
Super30kMillionaire says:
this guy is guaranteed to be broke after football, he’s got like 100 kids, he only dates golddiggers, he’s not even that great on the field AND he lives above his means. It doesn’t matter if you make millions of dollars, if you can’t be wise about how you spend it it will go away. Mark my words this guy is going to be broke as a joke after his football career. The statistics are that most of them go broke anyway and he’s going to prove that statistic right.
Watch when his career is ending he’ll try to open up a few clubs, try to make a few investments here or there, blah blah blah and it just won’t happen. This guy is easily one of the biggest douches in the public eye.
to Super30kMillionaireI, the CEO of Sporting KC (formerly the KC Wizards) says:
In response to this post, I, the CEO of Sporting KC (formerly the KC Wizards) are in a current state of rebranding. Thus trying to rid ourselves of the awful rainbow, slap happy funtime family friendly image we cultivated from the late 90′s through the past year. We are much more Euro and sophisticated now, especially since we beat Manchester United’s C squad in a friendly last year. Much like our competing leagues (NFL, NBA, et al) we will also sell out for inane publicity stunts
to I, the CEO of Sporting KC (formerly the KC Wizards)blondgirl says:
I don’t get it… Lindsey Lohan is told by a judge she will get jail time for ‘stealing’ a $2,500 dollar necklace and has to post $40 000 dollars bail while this guy only gets ordered ‘to pay them back’
to blondgirlAnonymous says:
YEAH.. and what about all those hookers he wrote bad checks to. I know we all laugh.. but it WAS dishonest, and speaks volumes about the sort of pube he is.
to AnonymousYuppers says:
I see your point, but LiLo’s blown through her celebrity justice chances, though, and she’s made judges out there look like jokes, so this judge isn’t screwing around. Ochosucko’s spinning his celebrity justice card now. Good thing about a small, conservative place like Cincinnati that’s not like LA, if he blows off the judgment, the judge will get pissed and make an example of him (for whatever that’s worth). As someone who’s work within the Cincinnati court system, I’ve seen judges put the smack down on some wealth people w/ high-dollar lawyers who’ve pissed them off, it SHOULD be fun to watch if he blows this off (which he probably will).
to Yupperswho dey says:
Very nicely put, only conservative is an understatement.
to who deystavros says:
This is plain hilarious. Chad is far from being broke and this little publicity stunt won’t get the store in Cincinnati remotely close the free press they were anticipating (notice the store name isn’t even mentioned). This news blurb didn’t make any major news stream because 11k is a joke as is this bogus lawsuit. FYI (his gold cleats are 10k) and his charity donations well exceed 100k+ annually, how much does the store donate?. Epic FAIL
to stavrosSarah says:
Noogie Go Home
oh please your stupid period. I mean white people are the thieves who stole the americas and south africa. The blacks nope that was the europeans who go into every countrie to steal because europe has hardly no resources except Russia because it is a huge country. Look at the American and World economy who is running it the last time that was white people. The Rich wealthy whites who are stealing everything from everyones noses and you stupid rednecks want to play the blame game come on read your history. This is a women that is with a white men and has a child with a white men. I am not saying blacks do not steal they do but not as much as the white men does. You cannot help it is in your DNA with the neanderthal. At least face the truth at least I do not say blacks are perfect.
to SarahTHE REAL EARL DOUCHE says:
Sarah, You write like you’re black! So go back to what you are and don’t lie. Being with white “mens” doesn’t make you white. Sorry Babe:-(
to THE REAL EARL DOUCHEAnonymous says:
well let me put hinm on blast…. you d bag i got repo order for that challenger you didnt pay for and if you dont believe i can scan and upload it pay your bills fag oh and thanks for those tickets you tried to buy me off with bitch
to AnonymousDonwon is Abe Abukaled from Chicago says:
E.L blah, Im still living for my real queen. U know
to Donwon is Abe Abukaled from Chicagowho u r.