THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Spankie Mcduck. He is the most nasty duck in Wichita. He like’s to take it up the butt and I even heard he has aids. I would stay away from this skanky duck if i were you. Girl duck or Boy duck, it doesn’t matter. He will waddle on any thing that walks!
Looks like he’s been in some vicious cock fights.- nik
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jaja what the fek?? slow day i suppose?
I’m laughing my arse off!
Hey! Don’t hate the player hate the “game”! Spankie is fowl!
Word to the bird!
I think the poster forgot to include the following necessary information: This duck is a “sloot”, slept with posters’ ex, sent nude pictures to the poster’s bf/gf, does “pepsi”, has no friends, everyone in Duckville hate Spankie. Spankie preys on underage ducks while being married to a “trout”, is addicted to “greg” and is an escort who neglects his/her ducklings and does heroin off their bellies.
^^^^^^ hahah i agree, everything here on this site is under one of those categories one way or another. so generic lol. that is all people say in here anyways.
Don’t forget that “the duck has a nasty, crusty vag,” too.
HAHAHAHHAA I cannot stop laughing
Don’t forget even doing all of this, Spankie thinks he’s the shit, but won’t stop cry babying all the time about how lonely and sad he is. Get over yourself, Spankie!
if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, cook and eat it. there, problem solved.
he looka like a man but he duck and i swan and he try to take poo on my chest.
pretty sure that is a girl duck. boy ducks don’t look like that.
Yep tranny duck all female wanna be male duck
OH MY GOD!!!! i love you kaitt!!!
its gilbert looking for a charlie job
damn son, I saw this duck tear up some chicks in Derby.
Amber Yoder was one of them, and I heard she liked it
ahahah
lmao! derby chicks = nastyyyyy
That is a female Mallard duck and you can see easily it has been Photoshopped.
actually, spanky was a male duck. all mallards look like females for the first 8-9 months.
and no, no photoshop.
BEST POST EVER!!!!!!
for this ducks sake hopefully the asians in wichita dont know it or they gonna be doggginnn on it (and its friends) till the top post
I slept with this duck at a party. I swear it was a female and all over my junk. And as i was drinking so heavily, i gave into peer pressure and f’ed her (unfortunately his) brains out. Wasn’t until i woke up the next morning with a sore penis and feathers all over my face that i realized i made a horrible mistake. beware wichita
He gives great beak.
This beast is the best tail i’ve ever had in my entire life. Leaving Daisy to put my throbing salami into Spankie’s soaking blowhole forever and ever babe….. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Bitch be allll over my purple crayon.
Huey, Duey, and Loui alll want this bad bitch but she stays away from those DRDs
donald you are such a dumb sloot! everyone knows spanke is the sweetest duck i’ve ever met
spankie has a college degree and owns their own nest.
why dont you be real and put your name on here? you big p*ssy
ahahha oh wow!
hehehehe. he’s a boy duck. that was before he changed colors. Love ya too kori !<3
Man… EVERYONE is on the Dirty lol
LMAO i love who ever posted this.
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Who ever posted this is a saint. Way to lighten the mood on this god forsaken website. Half the shit on here is bullshit, anyhow.. but this duck… I’ve heard about him….
wow this is so not true he is a nice little thing,
Seriously guys? Spankie is a genuine, honest, and caring duck. He makes mistakes yet truly puts forth his hardest to learn from them. If only you really knew him the inconsiderate punk who made up these lies would surely feel like a fool. Spankie is really a funny duck to be around…he quacks me up.
i lol’d so hard when spanky turned out to be a whore..
i knew that duck it died…lol
I’ve known Spankie for years, and all you haters are just jealous coz he’s got great feathers.