“The Hurt Locker” Is A Great Friend To Keep Around

SCOOBY: Nik, just thought of one. JV already knows kinda cause we call Andy C.(previously known as Gorgeous)it. The Hurt Locker – A male companion who’s sole responsibility is to disarm the grenade/landmine amongst a group of women. He is really the one that keeps the party going cause the “hater” doesn’t make all her girls leave. Take that Jersey Shore! Yea buddy!
Scooby, that is not bad.- nik










Nice
Not feeling it…because it has to be a reference to something everyone knows. Everyone on planet earth knew what a grenade was before Jersey Shore…I don’t think too many people have seen Hurt Locker…therefore, not many people are going to understand. Nice try though.
Right on. Great name!!
Lame. Why don’t you just call the unlucky guy the pig roaster?
dumb
I’m really not feelin’ this one. You are almost making a joke out of someone who gets blown up disarming bombs in combat situations. Not funny in my eyes, sorry guys.
Let’s be careful with metaphors here. A guy who jumps on a grenade saves his buddies, but with only bravery and at the cost of his own life. The EOD tech *skilfully* disarms a large, well-placed, and technically sophisticated explosive device and may save hundreds of lives, and while taking great risk usually without harm to himself. This title should be reserved for the most skilled, smooth, and steel-nerved operators.
And you know the warfighters aren’t going to mind because they appreciate a guy who keeps his buddies safe and helps them get ordnance on target more than anybody else.