THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These are the three stooges, Amanda, Ali, and Audrey. They literally don’t go anywhere without eachother. They’re the type of girls who won’t show up anywhere unless they’re hammered. They think everybody loves them but right when they turn their back people are like who invited the grenade squad. Their favorite thing to do is give rim jobs to eachother in the human centipede position. Somebody walked into a room at a party and they were caught red handed in the middle of taking turns scissoring eachother. Amanda only hangs out with ali and audrey because theyre ugly as hell and amanda wants to make herself look better. The funny thing is that they live with eachother and a guy will come over f*ck one of them then go into the next room f*ck the other one and then walk into the next room and finish his business. All their vag’s smell like a dumpster. They need to leave southern illinois university because they are literally the most annoying b*tches I’ve ever met and being around them just makes everyone else dumber because they are all borderline retarded.

I hate packs of uggo’s, they’re always loud and obnoxious and will sleep with any guy who gives them attention.- nik