THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nicolette Gordon is a train wreck-fat ass-brown nosing-lound mouth-puking-in-a-bucket-and-posting-it-on-facebook-like-shes-cool-or-something-douche bag-wh*re. Climax is her fave hang out, probly because its as dirty as her and she feels at home. Shes nice to your face then turns around and runs her mouth about you to anyone and everyone. Basically a typical maple ridge ghetto b*tch.
Obviously a place called that is her favorite hang out.- nik