THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jasmine. 5 foot nothing but chubs. Whoever told her being short was the same as being small was plotting against her.  She underdresses, lets her flab hang out, wears outreagously obvious wigs, and has a gap you could drive a train through– or a d!ck. that’s what she’s know for. Gold digging is her second passion. She recently got knocked up and spent her 8 months out partying. I think Nikki would be disappointed.  Pictured is her sidekick Amber who is equally as needy, slootty, and desparate as Jasmine. The hood wants their queens back.

They are definitely no barbies.- nik