Wexican for the Purple Crayons

March 3, 2011 Krusty, Wichita 4 5,851 Views

Wexican for the Purple Crayons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cassandra Gallardo aka Cassie. She has 3 or 4 kids (I lost count after the first couple) and all by purple crayons. The girl is half mexican but looks whiter than Casper yet does everything she can to make herself look mexican like drawing those hideous eyebrows on. Her mother is a crazed drug addict who smokes meth in front of the kids. Cassie likes to f*ck every purple crayon she can find. She will say she is your friend but then turn around and talk sh*t on you behind your back and try to fight you. This girl is a fat, drunken, drugged mess that needs to finally be put on blast.

Who would want to be friends with a dumpster in the first place.- nik