Andy Antonio Giovanni

April 26, 2011 Columbus, Ohio State 104

Andy Antonio Giovanni

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andy Wilcox, he changed his name sometime in the 1990′s to Antonio Giovanni in order to impress women. He’s basically a fat hillbilly who wants to be Italian. He claims to be a Vegas promoter (living in Columbus Ohio?) and runs a “business” out of his “office” at the local Star Bucks on OSU Campus where he gets free WiFi. Antonio is also 39 years old but tries to pass himself off as 26 in order to pick up younger girls, mainly because older, more successful women his age want nothing to do with him. He also frequents a dating site called Plenty of Fish where he sends out hundreds of cut and paste messages to fat, homely, insecure women in between the ages of 18 – 24. He also claims to have been a millionaire who lost all his money in the stock market, so he sold his car and now rides a bike. What do you think Nik?

This pictures is out of focus and I can still see his acne scars.- nik