THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy’s name is Phil Carter. He is 19 maybe 20 now. He’s in the United States Marine Corps. This guy is a joke. He had the opportunity of a lifetime to marry a beautiful girl named Maria. He was engaged to her and he totally f*cked it up. He cheated on her with some wh*re and then went on about loving her and even tried to kill himself because even he said she was the perfect girl. Through out all of that sh*t he had found out his newest gf was pregnant and now had a miscarriage. He cant keep a relationship with anyone cuz he’s so f*cking obsessed. He needs a life. From what I hear she moved on a long time ago and is already making her own family. I say good for her. But this guy will f*ck you and leave you. And on top of it all he thinks he’s the sh*t cuz he’s a marine. You gotta act like one to actually be one. I’m telling you beware he might dump you for his exfiance even though shes happy without him haha.

I feel so secure knowing he’s defending our country.- nik