THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brennan thinks he is hot stuff. He goes around CSU flaunting the fact that in his delusional mind he thinks he looks exactly like…Ashton Kutcher. But beware. If you see this kid out at a party he will most likely try to fight you, verbally abuse your girlfriend or physically abuse your house. In his ultra-testesterone drunken mind he is the alpha male in every situation and if that means that if he has to yell at GIRLS to boost his testosterone level, he will. Oh and if you’re a nice girl he might try to trick you into thinking he’s a good guy who loves his mom so you can date him to “boost his repuation”…which he will probably try to do after he sees this. Don’t be fooled by his deflating muscles the CSU football team didn’t even want him neither should you.

And people are still fooled into thinking he’s straight.- nik