THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Pug dog of Iowa: Big eyed, no upper lip, and breath that reaks of an unwashed back side. Kelli Jean Cornish. 26 years old and a PROUD member of the “Iowa Bikini Team”. She’s a wannabe $30,000.00 millionaire, with no job. If you’re a wanna be model in Iowa, you’re obviously a shoe-in for the big time. A true gem. Nik let’s put this b*tch on blast… And would you?

She reminds me of a head of lettuce (iceberg), they’re never quit symmetrical, just like her face.- nik