THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Kissie who’s been on so many times, has the most f*cked up, photoshopped pictures I’ve ever seen. I can’t tell if she’s hot or just f*cked up. So I’m wondering, would you do it with this plasticated “Swedish” (Polish) girl? And do you think this could become your first Swedish Dirty Celeb?  And Nik, does she really look like that in real life?  Do you know for sure?

I think these images are the real deal. I would love to make this chick our first EURO DC. What are we thinking for a name?- nik