I Found YOUR Dream Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I found your dream girl! Shes really hot and popular around here, she goes to my school. Her name is Ange….so would you?
Answer: No, even her unbrushed cheap hair extensions can distract me from a face that makes her look 37 when she smiles.










I smell a self post that reeks of desperation.
ew how could you even think for a second she is niks type??
her skin is orange
she has fake hair
her face is SHINY, probably has greasy oily skin or doesnt shower.
Her left tit (my right) looks droopy
…Need i continue?
eww uglyy!!
dumbasses how can she post this about herself?!her name ISNT “ange”