THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I wanna be a gay emo kid if it means sleeping with someone like Ivy Levan. She is hands down the hottest girl I have ever seen…EVER. I have to know what you think of her, would you nik?
Answer: No, why does everyone want me to sleep with this Alien so bad? My sperm will help make her famous… I get it.
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Holy sh*t, Ivy, do you need attention this badly? See a psychiatrist already and stop polluting the internets with your evil countenance.
Don’t know what that means? Look it up.
Nik, you haven’t even been asked to do one of those VH1 “I Love the _______ shows”. Or, one of those “Best week ever” disasters. You know, where they have third rate comedians, uhh actors, hack musicians that sold 8300 records, etc…you know the types…celebrities that can’t get a reservation at applebee’s. Youre below those people, bro. Matter of fact, so is your hag wife, and she’s actually the famous one in your relationship. Yet, you really believe chicks think you are some stepping stone!? Now that’s funny, Corbby. Pure delusions. Once a nine ball, always a nine ball…ehhh, thief? Stick to selling “the dream” to up and coming musicians!
It’s almost like Tila Tequila had sex with Area 51 and this is it’s spawn .
This is the most obvious self post ever. this chick looks like a chihuahua by the way, but nice crue shirt.
THIS is the hottest girl you’ve ever seen? Really? REALLY?
Self post.
You’re not cute, nor is that mole.
What the f*ck is wrong with her upper lip??????
hahah i was gonna say the same thing… looks like a giant worm instead of a top lip
Does she come in peace?
Not digging the mullet but, I think she is extremely gorgeous! I love her face!
her lips look like they’re upside down
I would make babies for sho.
She’s beautiful the way she is. Thedirty is the wierdest website I’ve ever been on… so many beautiful girls are told they’re not pretty enough. Man. What has the world come to.
I mean, she’s pretty for an emo freak, but she’s trying wayyy to hard.
“Emo” chicks tend to suck in bed; they either just lay there, or start to cry after, or even during, sex.
Who needs that?
lol to the posters first line.
“…I wanna be a gay emo kid ..”
if you have to turn into a gay crying self mutilating homo to sleep with this fugly chick, then DAMN! there must not be a lot of good looking females where you live…
I like the way she looks. She stands out.
I think she’s gorgeous! And she was great in Drop Dead Gorgeous, though that’s an oddly interesting morbid movie. Anyways, she’s a knockout. I’m a bi girl, and I definitely would.