THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Destiny (eve costume), better known as ManFest Destiny, The C*mster, or Dirty Destiny, is a real threat to any self respecting male, or female, out there. Her typical weekend activities include going out, blacking out, putting out, and passing out, but not necessarily in that order. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Not even Ray Charles would do her. But in only two semesters at WSU, she could open up a sperm bank with the amount and variety of semen inside of her. There’s a real c*mcoction inside this dumpster.

And I guess it’s my destiny to tell you to put your clothes back on, and a bag over your head.- nik