Molly Moll Is Colorado State’s Oompa Loompa
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes to Colorado State University. Her name is Molly but struts around with her boobs in the air callin herself “Moll Moll” who lives in a magical palace. Shes drunk every hour of the day and sits around and takes pictures of herself puckering at the camera. She’s a stuck up w***e who thinks shes the hottest blonde thats ever walked the planet. She hits the gym with her hair down, extra make up, and belly shirts flaunting her rolls. Nik, I think it’s time to expose this oompa loompa as her true identity over a magical orange princess. The only thing magical about her is that her gate is WIDE open for all the prince’s to see.
Just think, in a world without TheDirty.com this girl would have stayed Orange for the rest of her life. She has no idea that she has a problem. This is why I fight the good fight. Molly wake the f*ck up! You look like an Oregon Salmon(Hex3) #FF7722 on my Home Depot color chart.- nik
Damn, someone is out for this house of girls! Her room mate Lauren Bustillo is posted two people down in the Colorado State page.
Lay off the tanning and smoochy faces ladies, jeez.
She better pray that her gash doesn’t dry up because other than that what has a woman like this got to offer?
They all think they have something SPECIAL but in reality they are virtually Sisters In The Dark.
OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE AN Orange crayon, i guess you dont have any real friends cause they cant tell you how horribly orange you are and that u need to stop tanning. shhiiiiittt
Nik how did u help Arron Andrews? Did u teach her not to get undressed in her hotel room? Keep fighting the good fight I’m sure somebody will buy it;)…
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! moll moll got owned!! go S a D moll moll
Her name is actually Molly Witt and I’m almost certain she goes to KU, because I see this girl all the time at the bars here in Lawrence… her duck face is retarded & she should most definitely lay off the tanning. She does have the slutty “aurora” about her. Funny she was posted here.
yea she used to go to KU but thank goodnesss she has transfered out and uppped our classiness by that much more.
This girl isn’t as bad as Lauren but wow, these sloots needs to get their lives on track!
look at those DSL’s… what a ho
she looks like she belongs in middle school…or on the shelf with the rest of the TROLLS —- short&stumpy, orange skin, nasty dried out hair, and a jewel on her belly. (legit halloween suggestion molly, you wouldnt have to change much of anything)
i’d hit it!
I have seen her at the gym, she definitely is fat and doesnt wear a lot of make up, although i dont really understand the hair down thing… she is pretty though, people are just jelous.
i heard erin ftzgerald posted this and laurens.
fried hairs orange face no boobies, yuck
let’s bone.
I’m shocked it took this long to get her on here. if you’re an ugly slut who thinks shes way hotter than she is, you’re going on the dirty, its bound to happen. Especially if you’re orange and make a face that looks like a down syndrome duck in every picture. its too easy to make fun of her and I hope she reads these comments to get a wake up call that she’s repulsive and the only reason a guy would touch her is because she’s easy and their beer goggles are in full effect, or they have an oompa loompa fetish.
she played on my lacrosse team but the thing is she never played because she sucked and squeeled every time the ball came even close to her and she was always late for practice cuz she was tanning haha we called her mystic molly because she always got this spray tan called mystic something or other hahah this is so funny
I begin to wonder if she’s a sovereign citizen as well. I caught an article from last year on how she and her roommate got away with carrying knives through DIA security. The TSA should’ve removed the weapons.
I begin to wonder if she’s a sovereign citizen as well. I caught an article from last year on how they got away with carrying knives through DIA security. The TSA should’ve removed the weapons.