THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes to Colorado State University. Her name is Molly but struts around with her boobs in the air callin herself “Moll Moll” who lives in a magical palace. Shes drunk every hour of the day and sits around and takes pictures of herself puckering at the camera. She’s a stuck up w***e who thinks shes the hottest blonde thats ever walked the planet. She hits the gym with her hair down, extra make up, and belly shirts flaunting her rolls. Nik, I think it’s time to expose this oompa loompa as her true identity over a magical orange princess. The only thing magical about her is that her gate is WIDE open for all the prince’s to see.
Just think, in a world without TheDirty.com this girl would have stayed Orange for the rest of her life. She has no idea that she has a problem. This is why I fight the good fight. Molly wake the f*ck up! You look like an Oregon Salmon(Hex3) #FF7722 on my Home Depot color chart.- nik