THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Thorpe of Abbotsford. Not only is this chick uglier than rotting roadkill, she’s a total sloot. You could park a party bus in her vag… or on her chin for that matter. There is no “good angle”, she always looks like she has down syndrome. In addition to being an ugly sloot, she also enjoys stabbing the few friends she has in the back. And if all that wasn’t enough, shes also one of the stupidest people I’ve ever met. Quite frankly, saying she looks like a horse, would be highly insulting to the horse.
I didn’t think it was possible to fit that much fugly into one picture.- nik