THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve been married since I was 18 so I kinda of have been living under a rock. My wife has basically blocked me from going to any websites with attractive girls since she is a god damn beast. But anywho every time I have to have sex with my wife I think about his girl Olivia Pierson. She is the hottest thing on earth and I believe she could come from a blood line of princess and hot girls. Nik, do you agree?
Her name is not Olivia, it is Star F*cker. When she closes her eyes she thinks of me or David Beckham.- nik