THE DIRTY ARMY: Soooo, where do I begin…this here is Madalyn Baker. Your typical attention whore; her life consists of posting annoying “profound” statuses on Facebook, uploading “artistic” pictures on her wall (which are usually taken inside of a tanning bed), and sending naked pictures to random guys even though she is involved in a “perfect” relationship with the trashiest, scummy guy possible. She asserts that she’s the hottest girl around and that she looks exactly like Megan Fox….hmm. Nik, I need your honesty. Would you?
Answer: No, she has an undefined face and a big nose. Her right +2 also points to the sky.