To Better Understand Xyz You Have To Know Where He Comes From
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Xyz is without a doubt already my favorite DC. This guy is crazy, I didn’t know people in Melbourne where so damn weird and to top it off everyone thinks this guy is some sort of god. Check out this youtube video I found of him, made by someone that is his loyal fan, def helps to see where this guy is coming from.
The evolution of Douche. I wonder if Xyz loves himself at all?- nik
We should hook hip up with Mr. 615 I’m sure they would live a happy life together as toolbag and douchebag
self absorbed loser, real girls don’t like insane over the top muscles…ever!
he must work out
i dint know whats funnier youre comment or your name!
What a total fag, how can you be proud of yourself when you obviously take steroids and look like a complete emo bitch.
One of the most inspirational videos ever.
You go Zyzz!
If you have a tattoo at all, your a moron. If you have your name tattooed on yourself, your mentally retarded.
nik is jealous. as a girl, of course his body is amazing and hot… but everything that comes with it… NOT
He’s just an internet personality, nothing more. Calm down…obviously you cave Zyzz shlong…we get it.
So is Australia one big giant sausage festival or is this dude really that bad with girls?
Maybe his name should be JYZZ.
i bet his dick goes inside of him when he stands up cuz its so small from doing roids
Is this a joke? This guy is def. FORGY.
The best part of that video is when he is “dancing” and all the people are trying to get around him and wonder whether he is having some sort of epileptic seizure.
Im a hot, straight female and never in my life would I give this “guy” a second look. He is a joke and is clearly enjoying being a big fish in a small pond. XYZ: stay there.
send photos of your hotness please
the best part comes about a second after 6:11
hahaha took i replayed that part over and over and i have to agree
self post for sure ….just wants to have it as a pick up line ….he thinks he has game :/
how do you spell brain dead?
self post for sure ..he wants to be the first aussie dirtyceleb ….please dont
no chicks in the video WTF
The knucklehead is an Ass Clown! He can barley speak English, or what ever that is poring out of his mouth. He’s a pencil neck geek even with the roids. I have one question?? How far did he have to run before he caught up with the store mannequin and stole it’s hair??
thats funny shiz. it is mannequin hair!!!
Seriously????……….is this the best Melbourne has? Is there their A game???? He still lives with his parents? He dances with his arms….they same dance move over and over….I could go on, but he is just not that interesting to write anything more on.
is this actually for real ?
What a fag!!
would be a little awkward to walk into the elevator while he’s having his little personal flex-off
OH MY EFFING GOD!i JUST WATCHED ALL 6 MINUTES OF THIS & LAUGHED THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME!WHAT THE FCK?STILL LAUGHING!IF I DIDN’T KNOW BETTER I WOULD THINK THIS WAS TOTALLY SOME KIND OF JOKE!!SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!HIS DICK LOOKED REALLY SMALL TOO!GROSS!
FORGY…….
it’s incredible.
how gay this is.
this is most likely a self post and a self made video
this guy is a prize cunt, i am speechless, what is he famous for exactly?
The poster is crazy if he thinks that I’m going to sit through a 6:11 video of this clown.
Can someone tell this idiot Dragon Ball Z was cool BACK in the early 19th century.
Am I gay for watching that?
its possible. i feel a little forgy. gonna have a bath in varsol.that should cure it
Confirms, he’s a HOMO !!!
why does’nt someone just punch him in the side of his head laugh then walk away.i bet anything he would’nt do a thing about it,mabey run to a mirror to see if there is a bump or something.
hahahaha
I wonder what his conversations consist of? Meal replacements vs protein powders, or where is best to inject liquid douche.
i like the part where he was kissing himself in the mirror. it really explains what his life is like…. i feel so fcking bad for our generation and the ones to follow.
this dude is gay and he doesn’t even know it
What a tool. This dude id forgy
obviously he loves techno and busts out the melbourne shuffle this guys my hero
If I ever see this guy at my gym again I will make it my mission to tease the f@&k outta him, I’ll get someone to video it, Dirty Army Strong!!! I didn’t have a problem with this douche bag till I saw the video of him trying to be tough. What a complete homo. Jyzz is about 5’5″ and hardly intimidating, what a joke!
in reality this guy probably gets more ass than he can handle……….male or female ass IDK.
How do you pronouce Zzyx or Xyz, is it ” Zit ” ???
ROTFLMO, I was LAUGHING SO HARD what a TOOL!!!! I mean yea there are a COUPLE of chicks in the vid but 98% he is SURROUNDED by DUDES. The video is probably of himself doing it all, anyone that is in LOVE with themselves like that would put together a promo for a GAY PORN audition.
u jelly? yeh, u jelly. u mirin.
That was difficult to watch. Couldn’t even make it to the end….
holy f@ggot batman…..
nice hair…..fg
O Nik, you really may have found the ultimate dirty celeb…I dont think they get much better than this!! haha
My fav part was him kissing himself in the mirror. Literally laughed out loud. Doucher.
Come at me Bro
I just puked in my bowl of Cheerios. His dancing is the worst thing I’ve seen since Elaine from Seinfeld. Lock this guy in a closet until he’s ready to come out of it.
I laughed the entire time. It was almost too hard to watch, I felt so bad for him… Is he serious? It’s like one of those bad movies where you feel awkward on the main character’s behalf the entire time. The hair is ridiculous, the tattoos are hideous, and the muscles are overdone. I’ll take a naturally fit, athletic, clean cut guy any day over this douchebag. He’s obviously trying too hard… And we all know what this overcompensation means.
Lol – geez look at his volkswagonstein – lol!
That is one of the the biggest Flaming Emo’s out there, he must go down under on himself.
He and Leper should have a child …….
Wow, I’m speechless because this is so ridiculous . Is this fool for real? It has to be a joke. Hahahah
Note to the Aussie pussy….Where I come from,we would beat your ass for fun.Fag on roids!{I’m from Tennessee.The greatest state in the U.S.
Can someone please tell the douchebag that short shorts is a sure sign of being gay. His chicken legs don’t help his cause either.
LMFAO this is such a self post!!! HOW COULD HE HAVE “FANS”? what the f*uck does he do, andyways? SMH he is so vain and disgusting…. ugh
he may be a douche, he may be strange, his face is weird looking, but nobody can deny that his body is insane, and hot. period.
this bag of asses makes the Sitch look like the coolest guy in the world..
Once thing we need to give him: HE HAS A GREAT BODY!!!!!!!!!!…his dancing is horrible…