Would You With Shelley

April 18, 2011 Hamptons, Would You? 7 7,122 Views

Would you, Nik?

Would you, Nik?

Would you, Nik?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would. So this is Shelley, she’s 5″2 and puerto rican. She’s really really sweet and has a big heart. :’) If not, please in detail tell me WHY you’d be so clueless as to not? She doesn’t photoshop and she gets her friend to take pictures for her to put on facebook.

Answer: No, her pig like nose and snaggly teeth make her unattractive.